Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, October 23, 2023, 6:46:17 PM- Sooner? Or later? | ||
If we were all able to read each other's minds, How long would it be before we all learned to get along... or killed each other? ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 22, 2023, 4:58:16 PM- Times | ||
Whatever you give a woman, she will multiply. Give her a house, she'll make it a home. Give her your sperm, she'll give you a baby. But give her grief... ~ | ||
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| Saturday, October 21, 2023, 5:22:47 PM- Bats | ||
Bats are Halloween's butterflies. ~ | ||
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| Friday, October 20, 2023, 6:24:25 PM- A stretch | ||||||
Some people don't look at the dates on some things they post on social media. I saw one today for a lost boy... from 2015. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 19, 2023, 6:55:10 PM- Food | ||
No one's up for sloppy seconds except Joe... ... and he likes it. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 18, 2023, 7:19:52 PM- Figure it out | ||
I'm 71 now and if you want to know how your parents or grandparents were at your age, you need to learn a few catch phrases from when they were your age, like: Sock it to me. You bet your sweet bippy. Here come da judge. Far out. Outta sight. To name a few. Every generation has their terminology. The more you learn, the more you'll know. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 17, 2023, 7:17:05 PM- If the earth were flat... | ||
... we would have no oceans. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 16, 2023, 7:01:05 PM- Yessir | ||
Today seemed to be the day all of my updates came at once on my computer. Finally, everything is up to date... except the user. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 15, 2023, 4:59:32 PM- Get your own | ||
What did the man say after smacking away the hand of someone attempting to dip a tortilla chip into his snack bowl? Nacho cheese! ![]() | ||
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| Saturday, October 14, 2023, 4:58:01 PM- Number please | ||
When someone says: Enough is enough I wonder if they can put a number on that. ~ | ||
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