Had a dream last night that I was at some outdoor event. A lovely mature beauty walked up and handed me a plate of food that reeked of garlic. I dipped my finger into the sauce to give it a taste. Some of it dripped off my finger onto her bare midriff and I started licking it off of her belly. Unfortunately, that's when I woke up.

Yes, I had quite the 'stiffy'.

Cool, '60s vibe video:

What's your fear?

I don't like confined spaces. Not claustrophobia, just small spaces where I can't move.

I don't like dogs licking me. Do you know what else they lick with that tongue?

I don't like seeing someone with toothpaste all over their mouth. It's kin to foaming at the mouth to me.

I don't like fat people touching me. Their skin looks like gooey wax. Yuck! I can talk to them... I even have a couple of friends who are obese. Just please, don't touch me.

I have other, lesser fears, like public speaking.

It has never amazed me what people are afraid of. My Mother was afraid of water... more specific getting her face in the water. Her older brothers dunked her when they went swimming as kids. In her 50's, she took a swimming class at the local YWCA and got over her fear of the water.

This proves there is hope for us all. If pressed, I can face whatever I'm afraid of at the time by remembering something we boys said to each other growing up: Don't be a pussy.

Words to fearlessly live by.

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Just gotta love this new commercial:


Now if only they could do their panties the same way.

Am I the only person who thinks that potato chips taste better after you've eaten something sweet like cake?

???

The place where I live was built in 1978. I have lived here since 1998. With one exception, the doors and locks are the same as when I moved in.

A young lady downstairs locked herself out of her apartment, which I didn't know until I heard the locksmith talking to her.

I need to tell her sometime that, unless she engages the bolt lock, about any flat item will unlock the regular lock on the door.

I should know... I've let countless neighbors in that way over the years.

I know that pictures stay on this site even after the people posting them have gone.

I just wonder why some of the pictures appear in promotions for this site as still being members.

Hmmm...

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This song was put out (pun intended) in 1969. The story of a girl who "played around". Today she would be called a slut. Back then, she was called a whore. BUT, she had a happy ending (another pun intended).


The song reminds me of a few girls I knew back then. A couple wound up on drugs or alcoholics. The rest found their way and moved on.

Ah, the memories of another time.

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Well, the Patriots lost.

Defense was fantastic, but when your runners can't run and you have no tight end to replace retired Rob Gronkowski, you lose.

It will be interesting to see if Brady comes back.

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New England plays their playoff game in about an hour and a half.

First time in years they haven't had a first round bye. They've never gone to the Super Bowl without a first round bye.

All of the so-called experts have already written off the Patriots and are telling us their dynasty is over.

In my humble opinion, Tom Brady is the best pro quarterback I've ever seen.

Are his best days behind him? I would say so. Does he have enough left in the tank to lead the Patriots deeper into the playoffs?

Remains to be seen.

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