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About Me:
Rough ridin' rootin' tootin' son of a bitch, that you're gonna love spendin' time with cos I'm never boring. Always got a sexual rabbit up my sleeve, a date with me's always gonna have a kinky twist somewhere into the night. You'll never DREAM you would be game to do some of the things you'll remember doing as you lie in bed the next morning, your panties still stuck to the wall where you threw em last night.....it'll curl your toes.
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None
Age:
74
Location:
  GREENWOOD cattle station, Yala, sydney, Australia
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
9-Apr-16
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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Taurus
My Favourite posters on NN are:
Imawag, elli, hillbilly, willigcouple, willow, vurgie, maria001, parakrat, chesty mcboobs
Interests I have are:
Martial Arts, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Sailing / Boating, Dancing, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Tennis / Racket Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Golf, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Water Sports
Other Interests I have are:
Knitting, oragami, or rooting, I just can't remember which is my bestess favourite right now. (Cheryl, get off my cock, I'm tryna write right now and its making the bloody wording go everywhere)
I am also up for:
Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam, Hard Core Action, Group Sex, An Affair, A Private Photo Shoot, Erotic Story Telling, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of NN since:
6-Feb-06
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Athletic
Body Shape: Upsidedown pear
Height: 6' 2" (188cm)
Weight: 220lbs (15st 10lbs) (100kg)
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Best Feature: Face
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos: None
Piercings: None
Penis Length: 8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth: 6" (15.2cm)
Circumcised: Yes
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Self Employed
Industry: Other
Job Role: Other
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: No
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Not Religious
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: Promiscuous
Libido: High
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
At "big day out" concert at 2pm standing in the crowd. About 80 people around us watched, then picked us up and "surfed" us across the stadium while we kept fucking. It took 2 hours to find our way back to the people who were minding our clothes. We were wandering around completely pissed and totally naked and I had an erection most of the time as every second girl we passed fondled my cock on the sly. We also both got felt up by hundreds as they passed us along overhead while we fucked!!! Everyone bought our drinks for the rest of the day like they were our best mates and I think we started a new fad called "the flying fuck!!!".
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie: Basic instinct, story of O,
Actor/Actress: sharon stone
Book: Not the bible unless they rewrite it with me in it
Author: ? No, I haven't written anything.
Song: ok, but take these earplugs, its not good
Band: Had A rubber one, now a gold cock ring.
TV Show: Sent em a blue DVD, they said, no-show.
Sport: Umm....fucking on the beach?
Drink: piss
Food: What!!....we outta piss????
Pastime: Wank.....spank......fu...umm, knitting?
Thing: HUGE!!!!!!......well ok, biggish then.
Sex Position: Anywhere within 8'' I guess.
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
you
Self Description:
What makes me happy: Looking at my favourites pix and inventing new sixul positions.
What makes me sad: When I discover that they are anatomically impossible to achieve.
What makes me mad: When I sleep-fuck at the farm and the stupid randy goat LETS me. Worst bit is...I always wake up just as I cum....NOW the Bloody goat thinks her name is "yesyesyesohmygodfuckmebabyfuckmefuckmefuckme-Ohfuckwhatareyoudoinghere!!!" So these days I just make it a point not to call the goat for its dinner when any-one is around.
My bad habits: Taping my minature pin hole camera with the flexable fibre-optic lens to the base of my cock and filming all my fucks close up and then putting them on the net. (umm..not with the goat but)
My Final Thought:
If I was US President...
I would grant you a presidential permit to be naked 24/7, and you would be granted the freedom to immediately fuck absolutely anyone you point to in the street, at the snap of your fingers...in public. Everyone for two hundred metres has to stop what they are doing.....and cheer you on. !!!!YOU GO GIRL!!!!

(Profile last updated: 18-Apr-06)


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