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About Me:
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
None
Age:
33
Location:
  Tyler, Texas, United States
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I last logged into NN:
20-Aug-17
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Athletics, Mountaineering, Movies / Cinema, Boxing / Wrestling, Cars / Motorcycles, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Shopping, Water Sports, Literature / History
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Anything!, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam, Hard Core Action, A Private Photo Shoot, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of NN since:
30-Apr-13
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Average
Body Shape:
Height: 5' 10" (178cm)
Weight: 210lbs (15st 0lbs) (95.3kg)
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Auburn/Red-Brown
Best Feature: Eyes
Pubic Hair: Trimmed
Tatoos: 1 or 2 Visible
Piercings: None
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Sense of Humour: Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: Nerd / Geek
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Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
Back of a crowded movie theater
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English
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The best day of my life was...
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(Profile last updated: 25-Jul-14)


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