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Friday, October 8, 2010, 6:09:31 AM- no offence intended !
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am an aboriginal, and I'm circumcised!


Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's licence photo and it was that same color, black.


I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.


But it's a wheelchair! That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!


I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible! It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled!"



"It's the pure and holy truth," whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.



Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a Kiwi boyfriend.



Oh, my God.... black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Kiwi boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and oh, nooooo...I'm bald!!!



The telephone rings. it's my brother. He is saying, 'Since Mum and Dad died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless piece of crap... Any job!'

Mum? Dad? Nooooo ... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!



I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Kiwi boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan, but he doesn't get it.

Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?

Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Kiwi boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, it’ s time to go. The Collingwood game starts in an hour.’

Say it isn't so! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug-addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Kiwi boyfriend. But please, oh dear God, …please don't tell me I support Collingwood!!!



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hahahahahahahahhaah ^ fucking 5
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- ~Wenchie~


Wednesday, October 6, 2010, 6:34:30 AM-
<, is ovewr helping some people !! ya do as they ask and then yr in the wrong !!

<<< keeps to self from now on !
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"your right sharkie, she wont, its in her blood xxxx"
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010, 11:34:54 PM-
moaning peoples !
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"except for my freakin' neighbor who was up using a saw this morning. i thot...go outside and scream..just scream and then go back in and get back in bed. not all OLD PPL get up early."
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Monday, October 4, 2010, 6:48:31 AM-
<<< sits on top of Jay and sings while all the creepy crawlies crawl from my pockets onto him

*inserts wicked larf*
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"Jay, u should know by now that everything in aussie, will either try and bite, sting or kill ya
hahahahaha including the women :)"
- ~Wenchie~


Monday, October 4, 2010, 12:15:07 AM- Many Happies Jay!
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"your welcome honey, and Nice, awesome tribute :) xxx"
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Saturday, October 2, 2010, 10:13:33 AM-
call me collingwood and come fuck me !!
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Friday, October 1, 2010, 9:44:20 AM- Inked Bitch




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Thursday, September 30, 2010, 3:17:22 AM-
felt him again last night!!!

smile
and morraday iam getting inked again !! yehhhhawww

enjoy ya day ! xx
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- Great White Shark


Monday, September 27, 2010, 6:52:24 AM-
appol's for last blog!
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010, 12:09:56 PM-
one wonders sometimes why one even fucken bothers !
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