Here's to nipples because without them ,
Boobies would be pointless .
Some people look for a beautiful place.
Others make a place beautiful !
To do ...
_ Slow down.
_ Breathe.
_ Live in the moment.
_ Let go of the past.
_ forgive.
_ Work hard.
_ Laugh hard.
_ Be good to myself.
In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different .
Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do .
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start ,
Anyone can start from now a make a brand new ending.
Sometimes the journey needs to be traveled alone in order to appreciate the strengths that lie with in us.
It takes a strong heart to love but it takes a stronger heart to continue love after it's been hurt.
May every sunrise hold more promise
and every sunset hold more peace.
I don't know how my story will end ,
But nowhere in my text will it ever read ....
I gave up.
Some Mitch Hedburgh :
Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says, right on the bottle, 'Do not have more than 2.' Well then do not put a candy coating around it, for I cannot help myself. Let me have 10 Advil. I got a sweet tooth
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right.
My manager told me, "Mitch, don't use alcohol as a crutch." I can't use alcohol as a crutch because a crutch is something that helps me walk. Alcohol severely fucks up the way I walk. It's more like the step I didn't see.
Last night my friend drank 26 bottles of O'Douls... He is a non-alcoholic.
If you drink O'Doul's, you're not drinking. But if you drink 20 O'Doul's in a half hour, you're a fuckin' non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem, too; and there are symptoms, like when you fall down, it will always hurt.
To do this show, I had to take a physical. They asked me a bunch of medical questions. And they were, like, yes or no questions, but they were very strangely worded. Like, "Have you ever tried sugar..... or PCP?"
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.
I think Visine is only used by potheads. Who else would use Visine? "I use Visine because I don't want people to know that I was swimming."
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
I drink Orange Juice with Vodka. It's like Vitamin C that kicks your ass!
When we were on acid we would go into the woods; because when you were in the woods trippin' there was less likely a chance you'd run into an authority figure ... but we ran into a bear; that was even more of a buzz-kill. My friend Duayne was standing there raising his right hand swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got away from the bear, he put his arm around my shoulder and said to me "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person."
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
I went to see a heavy metal band in New York...called Monster Magnet. Man, they were heavy, boy. The lead singer got on the monitor, and he said, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" Then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question. "Yes, I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a tree."
I used to play in a Death Metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they just thought we were "okay."
A Lot of Death Metal bands have intense names like Rigor Mortis or Mortuary or Obituary. We weren't that intense. We just went with "Injured." And later we changed it to "A Cappella"... as we were walkin' out of the pawn shop.
Some songs have a special meaning for a man in regards to a woman, but this can backfire because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now it's been cheapened... "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life so let's keep on givin'." "Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?"
You know when you go to a concert like punk-rock and the kids get on stage and they jump into the crowd? People think that's dangerous, but not me... because humans are made of 95% water, so the audience is 5% away from a pool
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