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Wednesday, October 24, 2012, 2:03:35 PM- Status report

Hiya you,
don't you just love the NN status? Always plenty to discuss with diverse topics and, shock horror, not always about sex either!!Particularly enjoy peeps from oz and the states as it is a way of getting a flavour of the culture there.It is far from a male bastion too, as the ladies more than hold their end up, if you excuse the pun,and the banter is really good fun to both witness and join in.

I always try and inject a little humour into the proceedings, even if I feel as though my time and talent is wasted sometimes, when my comments go straight over people's heads but hey what the hell, I can't help it if some miserable sod gets in a huff,instead of the joke,lol.

Got to love the integrity and humanity of the contributors though and some racist bigot took the full force of condemation all round last week with some disgraceful attention seeking comments that got universal short shrift from everyone,it was great to witness, tbh.

Yep, I have met some really nice fellas there too and enjoy being able to sneak off, un-noticed for some er, absorbing and inspiring conversation,lol.

All my suspicions about men have been fully justified, by the way, with confirmation from all over the world that men are wanking, 24/7, whether it be in work or at home regardless of the time or what they are supposed to be doing.

Never in doubt eh,but don't you just love em?lol

Lxxx

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Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:33:28 AM- a joke for you

First of all, can I apologise for using the "C" word, which I detest, but in the context of the joke it was necessary,so I hope you like it, I though it was good anyway.

A man confronts his wife about having an affair and she reluctantly admits that it is true.

Husband: so how long has it been going on?
Wife: about three months now
Husband: and what can he do for you that I can't?
Wife : he takes me out to nice places, wines and dines me, you don't
Husband : and what is he like for you?
Wife : he is nice,kind,gentle and treats me like a lady, you dont.
Husband: and is he good in bed?
Wife : yes he takes his time and satisfies me completely, you don't.
Husband: and what else do you like about him?
Wife : he makes me feel young again.
Husband : what do you mean?
Wife : he says I have the body & legs of a twenty year old
Husband : and what else?
Wife : he says I have the breasts of a thirty year old
Husband : and what does he say about you fifty year old cunt?
Wife : oh,to be honest,he never mentions you!!

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Friday, October 12, 2012, 2:32:48 PM- hiya you

Did you ever take time out and look at the way your life has panned out?

In my teens and early twenties, I pretty well lived to life to the full,not thinking about the future too much, but I definitely wish I knew then what I know now, particularly about men and relationships in general because of what I missed out on for years. Basically because I had a succession of (with hindsight)crap relationships culminating in a crap marriage until I met THE ONE in time for my thirties who would turn my life upside down.Realising very quickly that stomach churning multiple orgasms were acheivable in the real world and not just something you read about in Cosmo or whatever.I had pretty well thought it was just me cos I had never really felt fulfilled or satisfied sexually and remained for years firmly in the school of thought that sex was just o.k but no big deal without realising the crucial importance of sexual compatibility, the ability of some men to make you absolutely tingle with excitement and the fact that the fellas I met were not that experienced sexually.

Horrendous divorces for us both was a small price to pay for the pleasure of spending my life with him and having his kids and my hubby remains one of the two fucks of my life.

The other? Well he is my lover who came into my life a couple of years ago and I have balanced that delicate situation out through good times and bad to this day.Anyone who has had a long term affair will know the dificulties involved all round while and maintaining sanity and stability at home and it is not easy but the sexual side more than compensates for the guilt that is inevitably felt at times.

My work / lifestyle allows me the opportunity to keep both men happy both in and out of bed and only the anonimity of the being on NN allows me to discuss my personal circumstances here.

So, if there is anyone out there in similar circumstances? Hey, I would love to hear how you keep things sane at home too in order to allow you have the other man / woman in your life.

Mwah,

Lxx

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Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 1:39:51 PM- Well hiya you

Not normally into all this blog and twitter thingy business but, what the hell, thought I would put something down here after reading some others on here and being inspired.As I read somewhere earlier, we are all on here for various reasons but I really enjoy the NN community and the way everyone conducts themselves with dignity and respect which, as we all know,can be in short supply in society nowadays.

Naturally I love the absorbing "conversations" with my special friends and the banter of course and when I am feeling extra daring, the passion pit is a bit scary when you first walk into but excellent for a bit of playful banter and as I always say,it is the only room I have ever walked into and the gentlemen are already standing up for a lady.

So there you go, my first entry and if you want to pm me, feel free and on days like today, I will have plenty of time to reply.

Take care

Mwahxxx

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