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Saturday, February 11, 2006, 4:01:30 PM- pretty funny
A cowboy walks into a bar and no more that two steps in he realized it's
>
> >> a
> >> gay bar. What the heck he says to himself, I really need a drink.
> >>
> >> When the gay waiter approaches he says to the cowboy, What's the name
>of
> >> your willy?
> >>
> >> The cowboy says, Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
>drink.
> >>
> >> The gay waiter says, I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
>me
> >> the
> >> name of your willy. Mine, for instance is called NIKE for the slogan
>
> >> 'Just
> >> do it'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS
>because
> >> 'It
> >> really satisfies".
> >>
> >> The cowboy look dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
>him
> >> a
> >> second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
>left
> >> who
> >> is sipping on a beer, Hey bud, what's the name of yours?
> >>
> >> The man looks back and says with a smile, 'TIMEX'.
> >>
> >> The thirsty cowboy asks, Why Timex?
> >>
> >> The fella proudly replies, Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on
>tickin!
> >>
> >> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
>happen
> >> to
> >> be sharing a fruity margarita and says, So, what do you guys call
>yours?
> >>
> >> The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD because Quality
>is
> >> job
> >> one. Then he adds, Have you driven a Ford lately?
> >>
> >> The guy next to him then says, I call mine CHEVY... Like a rock, and
>
> >> gives
> >> a wink.
> >>
> >> Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
>up
> >> with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> >> exclaims, The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.
> >>
> >> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer but with a puzzled
>look
> >> asks,
> >> Why Secret?
> >>
> >> The cowboy says Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
> >> WOMAN!!!!!
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"great joke, got us both laughing.. thanks for sharing"
- Shaughn


Friday, January 27, 2006, 12:22:19 AM- got this in an e-mail today........thought you would enjoy it





Prior to her trip to Texas, Marissa (a New Yorker) confided to her
co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when
they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The
taste is unbelievable!

And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle
full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the
horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It
is just incredible! They then aske d,

Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in
the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"


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"I love it!!!"
- Sweetlilred


Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 9:28:32 PM- NN is educational
its amazing that you can learn things by pervin on an adult site. for instance, i have extended my vocabulary since joining NN. one particular word that i have come to know is WASBAND, the term used by the ladies here to describe their ex-husbands. you probably will never hear me mention my ex-wife here, but if i did mention her, i would use the term FC. this being an adult site, im sure that you can figure out what it means. if not, drop me a line and ill spell it out for ya............lol
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"its that bad bad "C" word isn't it?"
- tommygirl


Sunday, January 1, 2006, 1:42:36 PM- time to blog
i suppose the blog craze has passed its fad stage, so i guess its time i gave in and participated. so, for my first entry i will simply say...

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIENDS
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"Happy New Year!"
- Sweetlilred


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