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Heard an absolutly hilarious joke today...its stupid..but great jokes ussually are...

Boy says to his grandma"have you seen my pills around granny?they are marked 'LSD' "

Granny says" Fuck the pills...have you seen the dragons in the damn kitchen?"


LMAO

The time is near for a different kind of DNA sample...one a bit different from the one I gave about 11 months ago apparently. Ahhhhh life is like a bowl of cherries...._________ (fill in whatever works for ya)


Talk to y'all laters....Hugs and Kisses to my special friends(y'all know who you are ) mwah!!!!

What a prolific song...now as I get older this song has more meaning to me...and yes i DO tear up when I hear it and my thoughts are nostalgic or I am thinking about my friends .....

Stand By Me by Ben E.King

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
John lennon's version
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_ghOG9JQM&feature=related[/url]
Ben E.King-with River Phoenix and Will Wheaton
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U2 with Bruce Springsteen
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The Choir
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thought I would share a few renditions of this amazing song...with of course the original included ....Enjoy

Love

Today is the birthday of Frank Capra.His movies include Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936), Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939), and It's a Wonderful Life (1946), which was about a small-town hero who battles corruption, but it was darker and more cynical than any of his earlier movies, and it didn't do very well at the box office. For some reason, Capra didn't renew its copyright in 1974, and it fell into the public domain. PBS was the first network to play it every year around Christmas. Other stations started picking it up, and now watching It's a Wonderful Life on TV is a holiday tradition for families across the country.

Capra said, "I wanted to glorify the average man, not the guy at the top, not the politician, not the banker, just the ordinary guy whose strength I admire, whose survivability I admire."


I mention this not only because He was one of my favorite directors but also because a very dear friend of mine on here also thinks so....I'll call her "Benjie" xxx

Talk at y'all laters

So I didn't get the promotion..ahh well...now I will take the step down.Silver lining to this is I get my same salary until August but have less responsibilities,and I will have more time on my hands.So all isn't bad................but I wanted that promotion

Have a Great Day All

So many people I have come to know from this site.Some are still here some are gone.Some I still talk to,others I don't ever talk to anymore.I wish I was a better blogger.I like to blog,but often don't feel what I have to say is worth anyone's effort to read it.Often I will blog something that has a meaning to me,and only a few catch on to it(such as my last blog).
Some of you know that I took a job with a new company about a year ago.It was a wise move and quite a good carreer choice.However,as is usual for the choices I make,it has morphed into something that I neither wanted,needed or expected.I was informed Monday that my current position is being eliminated from the company and if I wish to remain employed I must apply for a higher position and get it by April 19th ,or accept a lower position within the company.Choices...choices. I opted to at least try and get the higher position.I was told by my current boss that if I dont get it I will always have a position with him.Thats good news at least.Ahh Well.....
Things always happen ,BIG things,in the month of April for me,that has been the case as long as I have been an adult.So many dreadful things and very few good things.Some of you know(very few of you) that I also have something(maybe) happening at the end of this month as well....still no news on that...sigh....
Do I sound depressed?I hope not...I think I sound just a bit dejected about the way things are going right now.
Things just are'nt coming up roses at the moment and I am not the happiest I have ever been.Ah Well....let's see what the future has in store for the remaining 3 weeks of this most dreadful month..and BTW I have intentionally left out how I feel about another event coming up this month.....I dont need to think about that anymore than I already do....

One of my fav movies also has many important sayings in it.This one seems to me to be on the money.......

"You mock my pain!!"
"Life is Pain,Princess,anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something."

2 cannibles are kickin back eating a clown.
One cannible looks to the other and says"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Ole was never much of a scholar, but he sure could paint, especially portraits. As his fame grew, people came from all over to have him paint their formal portrait. One day, a beautiful young woman arrived at his studio and asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. "Money is no object. Would a half million dollars be enough?" Since no one had ever made such a request before, Ole figured he'd better get permission from his wife. "Can ya wait here fer a minute whilst I asks Lena?" In a few minutes he returned. "Ya, shoor, you betcha, I can paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so's I have a place to wipe my brushes."

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"Whatch doin?"
"Hunting flies!"
"Oh? Kill any?"
"Yep, Killed 3 males and 2 females!"
"What? How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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A man and woman were sitting on the sofa.
He says, "Honey, I've been thinking.
If ever it should come up, I don't want to be kept alive
all hooked up to some artificial life support machine.
Living half-dead, half-alive.
Living in some semi-conscious vegetable state.
Bein fed by artificial liquids pumped into me? NO!
If it should ever come up, Honey,
Promise me you won't let this happen to me? OK?
Just Pull the Plug!! Just Pull the Plug!!!
So Lena gets up and unplugs the cord
from the football game on the TV
and pours out the beer.

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The car comes screeching into the driveway and the woman gets out and runs into the house. Shouting to her husband "I just won the lottery. Start packing!" Her husband says "Great news! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" She says "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"

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Men are like floor tiles: Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life .

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One day in the Garden of Eden, God comes to Adam and Eve and tells them he has two gifts, one for each of them. The first, he says, is the ability to pee standing up. Adam starts jumping up and down excitedly and loudly declares that he wants it. Eve, listening to him jabbering on and on about it, rolls her eyes and asks God what he has left for her.

"Brains," he replies.

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The Happy Groom

"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."

"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.

"I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean."

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Why do husbands forget their mistakes? Well, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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What does it mean when a man in your bed is moaning and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.



Just some laughs this morning.Some for the ladies and some for the men

Hugs and kisses to all !!!!

OK.... watching TV last night it happened...OMG!!!

One of those commercials came on about insurance for old folks.Ya know the ones that say..."you will never be denied coverage" " your current health coverage wont cover what we do"..ya know the type.

Well towards the end of the commercial I was barely watching ,waiting for my program to come back on....and they say..."If you were born between the years 1922-1967 ,please give us a call."
WTF!!! I am now in their" born between "range!!!! It was like a lightning bolt hitting me in my gonads LOL....

ahh well .....
/me exits blog limpin' and definately feelin' a bit old

here's something that will make a laugh Enjoy everyone!!!

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