I start my new job tomorrow.

Hurrah!!

I can't tell you how pissed off I am. If i had a duck it would sink.

I just managed to fill my diesel car with petrol! luckily I didn't start it and it was just a case of getting the tank drained and flushed through. But man it just cost me £230 with the fuel and the draining to get back on the road.

To be honest I'm just about ready to give up on all of this. I haven't had a good year and I just can't seem to get the monkey off my back. If I didn't laugh I would cry. I really don't know what is stopping me from stringing myself up.

Life sucks!!!!!!

I'm counting down the days. A little over 1 to go now and then I am 40!!

I don't feel it, sure as hell don't look it and really couldn't be bothered about it. I know i'm supposed to make a fuss, but that just doesn't feel right.

I will just let it pass by with a nod and a wave. Oh and of course i'm going to get absolutely hammered!!!

Spent last weekend on a £1,000,000 Princess Yacht with a bunch of mates. Was part of a stag do. Can't really follow that with a piss up in a pub for my 40th now can I?!?

G

Just found this on Lunna's blog. Thank you babe. Tu sei molto bella!

Country of living: United Kingdom
Birthdate: 11 August 1966
Height: BOUT 5'3"
Eye colorark Brown
Heritage: Caribbean
School/work: Work and it sucks!
You smoke: No
Hobby's: Motorcycling, snowboarding
Brothers/Sisters: 1 brother, 2 sisters
Piercing(s): None
Tattoo(s): None
Most sexy person(s): Anastacia
Favorite Pyjama(clothes to sleep in): I sleep naked.
Favorite Movie(s): Dumb and Dumber, The Green Mile
Favorite Music: Zero7
Favorite colongne: JPG
Favorite Magazine(s): Performance Bikes
Favorite TV-series: Lost, Invasion
Favorite Writer: Isaac Asimov
Favorite Nickname: Arnold
Favorite color(s): Blue
Favorite Animal(s): Lion
Favourite Food: Italian
Favorite class(s) at school: Technical Drawing
Favorite drink: Red Wine
Best Feeling?: When you finally get to take a piss after you have been dying to go! Beats an orgasm any day!!!
Lucky number: 23
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
You spend your time rather inside or outside: Outside

What class on school do/did you dislike most: Biology
Your Breakfast: Full English
What do you really really dislike to eat: Liver and onions
Pets: None
Laugh or dream: Laugh
Serious or funny: Funny
Fast or slow: Fast
Do you prefer being alone or in a relationship: Realtionship (Good one though!)
Simple or Complicated: Simple
Stay up late or go to bed early: Bed early with someone
Light or dark?: Dark
Tall or Small Lady : Tall
Hug or kiss: Hug
Read newspaper?: Yes, Mail on Sunday
Happy or Sad: Happy!
Life or Death: Life
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Do you believe in reincarnation: Nope!
Do you believe in Ghosts?: Yes!
When you die, what will be your last words?: "I told you I was sick!"
Does true love exist?: In cloud cuckoo land
How many kids would you like to have?: 2
What are you afraid of: Being in pain
Are you an emotional person: Yes
You cry while watching a movie?: Yes
Who is your favorite artist?: Constable

a few of my favorite bands/musicians: Zero 7, Anastacia, Gnarls Barkley, Prodigy,

If I was a profession I'd be: Doctor
If I was a country I'd be: Italy
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Lake Garda
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Cadbury's Fruit and Nut
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The Eiffel Tower
If I was a store I'd be: Fat Face
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Nike
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Swearing
If I was a swear word I'd be: Cock!
If I was an ice cream flavor I'd be: Raspberry Ripple
If I was a disease I'd be: Cancer
If I was a board game I'd be: Othello
If I was a feeling I'd be: Happiness
If I was a president I'd be: Abe Lincoln
If I was a war I'd be: World War 2
If I was a city I'd be: Venice
If I was a colour I'd be: Blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Anastacia
If I was a movie I'd be: Dumb and Dumber
If I was a brand of toothpaste: Mentadent P
If I was a business I'd be: Motorcycle Store
If I was a currency I'd be: Sterling
If I were a month, I'd be: January
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Dawn
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: Venice
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a leather sofa
If I were a sin, I'd be: greed
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a bird, I'd be: A swan
If I were a tool, I'd be: A jack
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a storm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A saxophone
If I were an animal, I'd be: A lion
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a carrot
If I were a sound, I'd be: a bang
If I were an element, I'd be: fire
If I were a car, I'd be: a Lamborghini
If I were a song, I'd be: Happy Birthday
If I were a book, I'd be: a cook book
If I were a food/drink, I'd be: a roast dinner
If I were a material, I'd be: denim
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: melodramatic
If I were a body part, I'd be: a heart
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a smile
If I were a shape, I'd be: hexagon
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be: a ring
If I were a speed, I'd be: 100 mph
If I were a Name, I'd be: Kenneth
If I were a Disorder, I'd be: pillaging
If I were a Royal job, I'd be: Footman

I'm off for a play with littlepuss at the weekend. I will take some more pics to post. Should be fun. She is well fit!!!

G

Well, I finally got a webcam. I didn't really have a clue what the fuss was all about. Still don't really as I haven't used it yet. I guess it could be fun with the right person.

G

Well! What can I say?

This time last year I was engaged and looking forward to getting married. 1 year down the line and I'm on my own and comfortable with it.

It wasn't a good year. If someone had told me that my partner would have had a breakdown and would be in a psychiatric unit I would have told them to pull their head out of their ass. It happened, I couldn't cope and here I am. Single and happy. Just!

I have my 40th party to plan for this year and I think it is going to have to be a trip to Ibiza. I know that at forty I should be planning on things for the garden and DIY etc. But sod it! The house will still be here next year and I'll be 41 then so I can do all of those things then. It seems much more important to rent a villa and decamp to the white island with a bunch of friends. It could be worse I suppose... I could be fifty soon. Bloody hell! What will I do for that one?

Hedonism II it is then!!!!

G x

Well as you can see, littlepuss's hubby and myself lost a bit of weight last week. It turned into a bit of a mutual masturbation session. Littlepuss looked like a cross country skier at one stage yanking away on a pair of poles. Felt real good too!

Now it's just a case of practice makes perfect. I guess!

What fun!

G

Hi All,

I just about to set off to see littlepuss so that we can do some pictures together to post on NN.

How exciting!!

Look out for the pictures later.

G

Oh my god this is fun. I can't leave it alone. Am I going to go blind? Will I be branded a freak.

My god are some of the ladies on here fit or what. It's an English expression and all of you Uncle Sams won't get it.

Homer Jay's missus and Gr8boobs need sortin.

And as for plumpnjuicy. I'm sure I'll go blind by Friday.

Let's hear it for self abuse!!!