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SEX FRIEND CONTRACT / FUCK BUDDY CONTRACT

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This Sex Friend Contract is entered into on the day of ________________ 20__,

between __________________ (hereafter referred to as PARTY A)

and ___________________(hereafter referred to as PARTY B).

Terms & Conditions
A sex session is hereafter referred to as IT. Best Effort is partaking in activities for as long as possible.

1. No sleeping over, unless IT is very good and PARTY A needs to repeat IT in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before IT, or when IT takes place in public

3. No calls before ______ AM/PM.

4. PARTY A retains discretion on which fantasies are acted out.

5. This contract prohibits any emotional attachment. Refer clause 22

6. No plans made in advance, that is why you are called the "backup"

7. This is not a mutually exclusive contract for PARTY A

8. No baby talk, however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. Any instructions/HOWTO’s given to PARTY B shall be remembered and practiced

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges", we are not friends, just fuck buddies.

11. Procreation is not an option - Termination is the only course of action.

12. No extra clothing, I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after IT, it's over; go home. See Clause 1

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed IT.

15. You cannot borrow my vehicle for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be "my flatmate's friend".

17. Best Effort to accommodate all requests by PARTY A should be made by PARTY B

18. Scheduling of IT is at the sole discretion of PARTY A, however PARTY B is welcome to make suggestions

19. No condoms, no IT.

20. Bring your own alcohol, I am not your liquor store.

21. Documentation of PARTY B may be held for historical purposes by PARTY A.


22. Should PARTY A wish to terminate this contract, effect is immediate

22a Should PARTY B wish to terminate this contract, 14 Days notice, or 6 IT’s, which ever period is longer


23. The aforementioned rules may only be altered by PARTY A.
23b. If the PARTY B wishes to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it is at the sole discretion of PARTY A

PARTY B’s Signature___________________ Date_______________


PARTY A’s Signature___________________ Date_______________

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Artist Information
[url]http://www.gashousegorillas.org[/url] swinging blues band at the best
Biography
"When the band is having as much fun on stage as the crowd, you know you're in for a special night!"

Lou Acevedo - JSJBF Jazz & Blues Notes



The Gas House Gorillas often bring the show into the audience spurring fans to sing, dance and get wild. Cutting up with each other and the crowd, the Gorillas are more than a great band, they are great entertainers as well.

The band's repertoire encompasses a broad range of styles that include Jump Blues, Gypsy Swing, early Rock & Roll, Cajun Music and even Country-Western. Artists as diverse as Wynonie Harris, Gene Autry, Sam Cooke, Cab Calloway, and Elvis Presley all coexist in the Gorillas' musical vernacular.

The Gas House Gorillas are fearlessly uninhibited performers and a sure fire guarantee for a rippin' good time!


IT'S SHOWTIME!

In the crowd we find a mix of knowing fans and Gorilla newcomers. The lights dim. The band takes the stage. The knowing fans take a step or two back. The unwitting newcomers fill the void in front of the stage. The knowing fans wait and watch. The Gas House Gorillas launch into their trademark opener "Powerhouse" and the newcomers get pulled into the riptide of the dancing throng! WHAM! The band is swingin' hard and fast! SLAM! Newcomers are flying in all directions, as the audience is enveloped in song after song of the most infectious American music they've ever heard! Suddenly, members of the Gorillas are venturing into the crowd. LOOK OVER THERE! Rick is belting one out from the top of the bar as Crusher attacks unsuspecting newcomers from the other end of the room. HE'S MAKING THEM SING!

OH THE HUMANITY!

At the end of the night there is an eerie calm as newcomers are helped up, dusted off and plucked out of the chandeliers to return another day as knowing fans.

Instrumentation
Rick Fink- vocals & acoustic guitar
With a killer voice and a dangerous stage presence, Rick Fink (after successfully fronting rock bands for years) found his true calling when he formed the Gas House Gorillas. His song writing skills and boundless high energy performances blur the lines that seperate Jump Blues, Rock, and Swing, creating a mixture of American music that transcends all walks of life.

Crusher Carmean - stand up bass, Vocals
Named "Crusher" because of his penchant for turning a perfectly good instrument into kindling, Carmean is a thrill to watch. He finally had to build something that could withstand the kicking, spinning and tossing that his trademark aluminum bass endures on a nightly basis. Funny, unpredictable and infectious are all fitting descriptions of this superior showman!

Joe Geary - drums, Vocals
Throughout his career Geary has been a long time favorite among American roots music lovers.
A world class drummer who has received critical acclaim and toured the world extensively, Joe is the man who keeps The Gorillas groovin' relentlessly. No matter what happens!

Hiro Suzuki - guitar
A well known veteran of the New York Blues Scene, Suzuki effortlessly grooves his way through all of the various "Roots" genres that can be heard at a typical Gorillas' show. The crowd and the band egg him on as he takes center stage for a solo and tears the roof down every time! Hiro is an amazing musician, a charismatic performer, and a natural born Gorilla!
He's not such a bad dresser either.

Tim Veeder - Sax
Our newest "Gorilla" comes all the way from beautiful sunny downtown Albany, New York. He has played throughout the United States and abroad in places such as Washington DC, New York City, Atlanta, GA, the Olympic Arena in Lake Placid, Mexico, Montreal and the Bahamas. What really matters is that the boy can blow and The Gorillas are happy to have him. As we speak, Crusher is schooling Tim on the fine art of bar climbing and reverse heckling. We believe in you Timmy! Welcome aboard!

Discography
Self titled CD debut: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rickfinkghg

Links
http://www.gashousegorillas.org

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