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Saturday, November 6, 2004, 5:06:13 AM- Hockey Funnys

Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Then Sex
10. Its legal to play hockey professionally
9. The puck is always hard
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you dont have to wash it
7. It lasts a full hour
6. You know your finsihed when the buzzer sounds
5. Your parents cheer when you score
4. A two on one or three on one is not uncommon
3. Periods only last 20 minutes
2. You can count on it at least twice a week
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards

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Most Recent Comment:	"lmao:)" - filo_bedo

Friday, October 29, 2004, 4:00:47 AM- Me..Thinking Out Loud

I've been really thinking lately about the kinda person I wanna be on this site. While I realize this is an adult site I would like to carry myself with some class. I wish I had never responded to the negative comments but I just felt I had to strike back and stand up for myself.
I know that I talk kinda trashy sometimes in the lobby but its all in fun. That is one of the main reasons I like chatting here..you can imply all you want and its taken in good humor 95% of the time.
Now there are a few guys here that hell yeah I'd like to get to know better but its because of chat not just pics...some of my faves have no pics posted.
So on that note...For now I am gonna stop posting for a bit and get to know more people in chat and I'm gonna keep sex where I want it...live and personal here with me...LOL that is if I ever find a man (grrrrrrrr)
Take Care All
Luv bd

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Most Recent Comment:	"Rock on beach----let me know when I can be of assistance...lol" - emtpcc

Friday, October 29, 2004, 3:49:07 AM- Off To The Races

HORSE RACE Line up

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
and Clean Sheets never had a chance

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Most Recent Comment:	"then its all back to the stable girls for a quick 'rub down'?" - incubator

Sunday, October 24, 2004, 7:43:04 AM- One Other Thing

I'd like to send out a HUGE thanks to SMO4 and Car for the best damn Saturday night I've had in a while. Gonna take a lot to top that guys! =0)

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Most Recent Comment:	"I had a great time as well. You and Car were great. It was a fun way to spend a Saturday On The Beach. Too bad he ran off with the cuffs....lol." - sexy mom of 4

Sunday, October 24, 2004, 7:39:38 AM- Yippppeeee

YES!!! All my hard work has paid off and I finally have my first full nudle!! I am so damn excited! Hehe now only like 79 more to catch Jav!
Yeah for me!

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol beach.." - chewiebacca

Friday, October 22, 2004, 2:14:46 AM- Thank You

I just want to thank all those who play trivia when I host. I really enjoy doing it and I usually have a lot of fun. I am going to step aside and let some others do it for a while (besides I want my chance to have my name on a bod)
Thanks to all those who have played and sorry for the delay in posting the winners tonight..had a bit too much fun trying to take the pics I think. I seriously need to invest in a photograher for any up coming sessions lol
luv bd

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Most Recent Comment:	"I volunteer to be your personal photographer!!!!" - xavier585

Monday, October 18, 2004, 4:25:05 AM- Reviewing What I Said

Ok before I go any further I should just say that the comment was not made on NN but in my actual day to day life. I hadn't hung around with a girl I knew for a while and I was told that she no longer wanted to go places with me cuz I wasn't pretty enough.
I know that seems crazy but it still plants a seed of doubt in your mind all the same.
As for NN, the comments are like 95% positive and the negative ones usually come from those just trying to cause shit.
One last thing b4 I go...just incase anyone was wondering I appologise tonight for being down and it was not in any attempt to get pity or fish for comments.
Lets continue to let the good times come...errr or cum.
I luv all my NN friends
luv Mandi

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Most Recent Comment:	"It's whats in the heart and soul of a person. Don't allow shallow people to cause negative feelings about yourself. Apparently this person was trying to transfer her negativeness towards you. Just be yourself and you'll be happier....." - LilDicky4u2

Sunday, October 17, 2004, 8:55:31 PM- Venting

All day I have been wondering how I can stop letting negative comments ruin how I am feeling towards myself. Have you ever had a time where someone gives you a really nice compliment and it lasts for a while and makes you feel good about yourself for a short peroid of time? Then in the next instant someone puts you down and you never seem to shake it?
Lately because of this site I have been regaining all the confidence I have lost in myself that was taken away by my ex ( ok let me clairify that..."that I let my ex take"

I do know that not all comments in here are genuine but for the most part I believe they are because the person giving them gains nothing. It just pisses me off that I let someone dictate how I feel, yet I have no idea how to stop it.
While I know I will never be the prettiest girl at the ball, I would at least like to think I am "ok"
Maybe in considering how this effects me I will try to be extra positive towards others and a whole lot less critical. So on that note if you get a comment from me in the next few days I hope it makes you feel good and you in return will compliment someone else and share the feeling that someone out there thinks you are ok too
=0)

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Most Recent Comment:	"you should read the secret. it's about your attude towards life." - lipsaresealed

Friday, October 15, 2004, 1:14:33 AM- Trivia #2

Ok LOL now that I have stopped LMAO I will post the questions (although not in the same order I asked them) Thanks all the people who played...lol and to those who never scored but made me laugh till I cried (Sand, Inc, Hen...etc) thank you the most.
Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?Conception.
Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
Skinny dipping
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
No theme song/music.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
Their birthplace. This is called propinquity.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
Obsession
Q. What do more women do in the bathroom than men?
Wash their hands. Women 80% - Men 55%
Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
Gain weight.
Q. In a recent survey, what did Americans reveal was their favorite smell?
Banana
Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
All invented by women.
Q. Married men revealed that they do what twice as often as single men?
Change their underwear.
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
He was allergic to carrots.
Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do what?
Wear underwear
Q. About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
Flush the toilet
A crocodile is unique becasue it can't stick its tongue out
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

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Friday, October 8, 2004, 2:09:03 AM- hehehe LMAO

I thought this was funny
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling
screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone
having
the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams "Oh
my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says
St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go
there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be and sodomized." "Maybe so," says
the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that !"