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| Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 7:25:44 PM- OLD!... | ||||
You know when you are getting Old...When you get out of the Shower and you'r glad that the mirror is Fogged!!!. Old age comes at a bad time!!!when you finally know EVERYTHING.It's just in time to FORGET!. | ||||
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| Saturday, May 26, 2012, 11:57:52 AM- Everything | ||||
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Additive, Expensive,or, Impossible!!! | ||||
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| Friday, May 25, 2012, 5:53:15 PM- Woman. | ||||
Woman came from a Man's Rib.Not from his Feet to be Walked on,Not from his Head to be Superior,but from the Side to be Equal,under the Arm to be Protected and next to the Heart to be LOVED.... | ||||
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| Thursday, May 24, 2012, 9:28:35 PM- Time Machine.... | ||||
I have just discovered that I have a Time Machine,It's called a Bed,....When I sleep in IT I wake up in the Future. Anyone want to come and Time Travel with Me????. | ||||
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| Wednesday, May 23, 2012, 7:40:50 PM- Funny | ||||
Man grab's his Wife's bum,If this was Firm you would not need Panties. She turns around and grab's his Penis,If this was Firm I wouldn't need Batteries. | ||||
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| Wednesday, May 23, 2012, 7:35:53 PM- Funny. | ||
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| Wednesday, May 23, 2012, 7:28:21 PM- friend | ||
Don't Walk in front of me,I may not Follow. Don't Walk behind me,I may not Lead. Just Walk beside me and be my Friend. | ||
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| Monday, May 21, 2012, 9:47:46 PM- More Thought's.... | ||||
Children are often Spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.... Condom's aren't completely Safe..A friend was wearing one and got hit by a Bus... The Smallest Woman can break the Biggest Man with three little words..IS IT IN????? | ||||
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| Sunday, May 20, 2012, 8:01:32 PM- Woman. | ||||
Whatever you give to a Woman she is going to Multiply! If you give her Sperm,she will give you a Baby. If you give her a House,she will give you a Home. If you give her Groceries,she will give you a Meal. If you give her a Smile,she will give you her Heart. She multiplies and enlarges what you give her,SO-if you give her any CRAP,you will receive a TON of SHIT..... | ||||
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| Sunday, May 20, 2012, 8:58:38 AM- Rules for a Happy Marriage... | ||||
1..Never both be Angry at the same Time. 2..Never Yell at each other unless the House is on Fire. 3..If one of you has to win an argument,let it your Mate. 4..If you have to Criticize,do it Lovingly. 5..Never bring up Mistakes of the Past. 6..Neglect the whole World rather than each Other. 7..Never go to Sleep with an Argument unsettled. 8..At least Once everyday try to say One nice or complimentary thing to your Life's Partner. 9..When you have done something Wrong,be ready to admit it and ask for Forgiveness. 10.It takes Two to make a quarrel,the One in the wrong is the One who is doing the most Talking. | ||||
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