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Saturday, July 19, 2008, 11:35:31 PM- London Times Obituary of the late Mr Common Sense

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone."

R.I.P. my good Fellow,

sand

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Most Recent Comment:	"damn aint that the truth....me gonna pinch it too..i like that" - kassie...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 4:23:51 AM- dictionary.com offers this :

ap·a·thy : absence or suppression of passion, emotion, or excitement.

Don't know about you but for me, NewbieN. has kinda sucked lately.

a pensive,

sand

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Most Recent Comment:	"I blame it on the full moon SaNNdy.Yes I quess this place is much different than it was yesterday and will be again tomorrow...There are many special real people here...I admit some have thier moments....But you can't play the game unless you are willing to smile at the fools...moon the ladies...Have a heart for those who need a hug....just keep going with the flow...smile" - By-the-Sea

Monday, September 11, 2006, 3:12:29 PM- Beer ..... mmmmmmmmmmmm

A few quotes sent to me by sexy mom of 4 :

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Most Recent Comment:	"/me puts a sock in Cindy's snix...... shoo fly" - aprilisahottie66

Saturday, July 1, 2006, 3:30:34 PM- Here, but gone again ....

Be back in about 6 or 8 hours from now.

Thxs for the warm welcome back, you folks are the best

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Most Recent Comment:	"/me welcomes sand back with the biggest, wettest, juiciest kisses of all xxxx " - tommygirl

Saturday, May 7, 2005, 2:56:13 AM-

As a GUY that has been here for some time now, I would like to share with others (read guys in chat).

COMPLETELY fill out your profile.

Put up some kind of a Pic for your Profile photo. (shows that at least you are computer literate)

This part is important men......'Do you wanna fuck' works just as well here as it does at the local Pub. Use that line wisely.

There are people that will take advantage of you. Beware of them.

Most folks that use this site understand that it is about sharing, fun and maybe a little flirting.

However.....

As in all things, this is not a perfect place. Have fun (keep your senses). Share with others (to those that gain your trust). And you can flirt with me <wink> (I can be trusted...RIGHT?)

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Most Recent Comment:	"Great blog. I wish all guys would read this. Thanks very much." - Tilac Girl

Tuesday, March 8, 2005, 7:43:15 PM- Finishing the first 100 Members of NN

1076 zozojones
1077 flattop
1078 Sammy
1079 longhorn314
1080 handy andy
1081 loft_memories
1082 Pwrtoolgod
1083 g.s
1084 justanotherlonelyguy
1085 GAPeach
1086 nerraw
1087 pyrogod
1088 Shorty33
1089 mj
1090 Shorty33
1091 ace79
1092 Snake3
1093 jgipsz
1094 rodman
1095 er1c
1096 sirbobus
1097 ass45
1098 jtcb
1099 racing fan
1100 Marik

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Most Recent Comment:	"Keep going!! I'm #1160" - Rachel

Friday, February 25, 2005, 4:48:05 PM- Status: Bored

So.....More of the very first members

1051 northernlights
1052 007
1053 hunkaman
1054 italian
1055 jtar
1056 dopy2121
1057 just_chris
1058 kewlnall
1059 Jim53
1060 KY
1061 sly1811
1062 scottgriscom
1063 ASilver76
1064 PoontangPete
1065 onfire
1066 rodwill
1067 alice
1068 bigicebear
1069 V1saGe
1070 crazyman4u
1071 Slydog
1072 killlacam
1073 BuldogCB
1074 chaza
1075 indianaguy

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Most Recent Comment:	"StrawBerry is NN Member #2688 and Shooter is #2687" - Sandman

Thursday, January 6, 2005, 11:02:53 PM- Thanks Friends

My first list of friends was in no way meant to be a slight to others. I have simply known
some longer than others.

As the site grows, some things change. The chat room has twice as many users as just a
few months ago. The number of pictures posted per day reflect this growth also. So, before
this growth takes over completely, I would like to acknowledge some that are not here so much anymore.

Shooter and StrawBerry.....he is a straight shooting guy whose wife has a heart the size
of Georgia.
GaPeach..... one of the first to have to deal with me and my inept self, and a class lady
Im7x2..... I had more fun with this guy than any other man in chat, I wish the best for him
Treather69.....Treat was a fountain of knowledge as well as humour

However, it is my good fortune that some remain here at NN.

Ginoz.....a most smooth operator, do not be fooled.....He is good
Weplay2.....probably the closest I have seen that has a chance to match wits with Incubator
mnman.....the man is raising triplets and still has humour for the room ? Angel wings for mn
JavaGoddess.....truely a goddess to me and so many others, with much to offer and ask little
in return
Taminator.....Truely one of the Special Ladies at NN. Until you have seen this woman twirl
her pistols in the chat room.....Just take my word for it, Tam is the best.

And lastly,

There is one I miss very much here. When I saw her pics posted, I smiled. When she came into
chat, the room brightened. Before you faded away completely Tweqsgrl, I just wanted to say goodbye.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Sand......Thank you for your Very Kind Comments! Hugs...Love Straw and Shooter" - Strawberry

Monday, January 3, 2005, 12:07:06 AM- Good and Bad

Its seems the "Best Little Nudie Site" is no longer so little. Please bear with the growing pains, its not the first time for those here. In the meanwhile, think to send NN and NN-J a Thank You for the hard work it took to get to a 1,000 pictures per day. Many others have contributed much to this effort, keep those in mind when you have contact with them. We are not a perfect bunch, but I'd put you lot up against any other I know on the www.

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Most Recent Comment:	"not only NN but thank you 2 sandman !! its always so nice meeting ppl like you, you truly have a wonderful head on ur shoulders." - colibri

Monday, November 1, 2004, 10:32:48 PM- More of the First Members

1026 kicia
1027 jekyll m.d.
1028 spencer1
1029 hozeb
1030 wrench
1031 andré
1032 digger
1033 johntor
1034 LBTC Barb
1035 woody
1036 axb551
1037 Killian
1038 Ginoz
1039 LegendsFire
1040 686
1041 Mac
1042 stretch
1043 twodogs
1044 anangel
1045 woody1
1046 Porgie
1047 Amciej
1048 SatGuy
1049 pornflake
1050 snopro141

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Most Recent Comment:	"Not many longtermers there sandy. Did they get early parole, or was there an EXIT door in those days?" - incubator