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Sunday, October 25, 2009, 6:15:20 PM- Jokes
Ann Summers new vibrator for women is so realistic that just berore she reaches a climax it cums, farts, goes limp, rolls over and switches itself off...
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Monday, October 19, 2009, 7:47:57 PM- Jokes
A man goes to his doctor with an orange penis, and the doctor is unsure of what the cause could be. So he asks the man if he has a family history of this problem. "Not that I know of..." do you work with chemicals asks the doc, "no I don't work... I just sit at home watching porn and eating wotsits"
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Monday, October 12, 2009, 8:38:44 PM- Jokes/poem
A woman's poem; Befor I lay down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks, I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when I spend won't get annoyed, pull out my chair and hold my hand, Massage my feet and help me stand.

A mans poem; I pray for a gymnast nymphomaniac with big tit's. that owns a pub with sky sport and loves to give head.

This doesn't rhyme but who gives a fuck.
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Sunday, October 11, 2009, 7:11:03 PM- Jokes
Dr Smith sleep's with one of his patients in a moment of weakness. He is tortured with guilt. In one ear his conscience is saying... your a single man. Don't worry about it. In his other ear his conscience is saying... you are a fucking vet you sick bastard
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Saturday, October 10, 2009, 3:51:01 PM- Jokes
Pacific cruise ship sink's with only 3 survivors Andy, Nick and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what come's naturally. But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both Andy and Nick, she kills herself. Sad for Andy and Nick, but they got over it and again nature takes it's course. After a couple of mounths the lads feel bad about what they are doing.....

So they bury her!
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"A guy is shipwrecked on an island with only a pig & dog for company. After several weeks the temptation is too much & he's about to fuck the pig , when the dog starts snarling at him & scaring him off so he drops the idea. A few days later he notices a beautiful young woman has been washed ashore, he rushes to help her & gives her the kiss of life & manages to revive her - ' Ooh you've saved my life you lovely man , I'll do anything you ask' she says ,he replies ' You could'nt take that fucking dog for a half hour walk could ya ?!'"
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