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Hello, Come and have a nice friendly chat in the chatroom :) ... We do not bite ..........Much :) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OH IF YOU DO NOT ASK IF YOU CAN PRV MESSAGE ME 1ST WHEN I AM IN CHAT. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SMACK YA IN THE GOB!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WE have a new NN account Elle_and_Rocky (its now the 2 of us). I am a STRAIGHT MARRIED Full bodied Woman - NOT INTERESTED IN SWAPPING PICS, CAMMING, MFM, FMF OR FF FLINGS OR SHARING. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Used to live in the Uk but moved to USA to be with my Rockhard man:) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Hubby and I both have a Foot Fetish (I Love having my Toes and Feet Sucked). Cuddly and have a good sense of humour - lol. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AND I AM VERY HAPPILY MARRIED TO rockhard_one3214 :):):) Have a nice Day xxx
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| Sunday, October 21, 2012, 9:22:51 PM- !!! ??? *** | ||||||
WTF is going on with the pics on the blogs lately??? I have re sized photo's down to 320 pixels wide and still they look friggin enormouse when I view them and NN seems to chop off bits and the photo's just do NOT look right. NN Are you having issues with the blog photo downloads or what? .... I have viewed them on a few different computers with different operating systems and they are still the same! Is so stopping me from posting stuff!! | ||||||
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| Saturday, October 20, 2012, 8:14:57 PM- A midnight Song ...... | ||||||
A midnight Song By the cover of night,you sing your song to the moon. Knowing shortly that morning will be there soon. Most people think,it's just a howl and a cry. To me, it's just beautiful music that you sing to the sky. Loyality to your pack,is to the end. And your always willing to help one of your friends, When night falls,you go out for the kill. It's just for the food and not for the thrill. You go out with the pack and hunt like men. Always returning by morning to your den. Your with your family every moment of the day. Constantly protecting your pups from the prey. So next time you howl,sing very loud. Your a great family man and should be proud. We all should be like you,giving our family so much love. So keep on singing your song,to the stars above.. -by Rick Cantalupo [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/All%20Sorts/wolf.jpg[/IMG] | ||||||
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| Saturday, October 20, 2012, 3:59:12 PM- Awwww....... | ||||||
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| Friday, October 19, 2012, 6:18:26 PM- Squeak .......... | ||||||
Computer Repair Co conversation :- Caller : Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller : Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse !? .... Printers don't have a mouse. Caller: Oh really ?... I'll send you a picture ..... [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/Animal%20Comical%20Quotes/image001-2.jpg[/IMG] | ||||||
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| Friday, October 19, 2012, 5:59:24 AM- Meal Out With My Relly :) | ||||||
Rocky and I went out tonight to meet with my cousin - he is here in town on a business trip, we went for a meal with him at his hotel where he is staying at The Antlers Hilton - he flies out again tomorrow, we get to see him about once a year. It is so lovely to see a relative. Rocky and I had Swordfish with Shrimp...... [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/All%20Sorts/2012/19th%20October%202012/004.jpg[/IMG] Then the BIGGEST piece of chocolate cake - big enough for 2 people, we had 3 forks and we did NOT eat it all, it was humungous - biggest piece of chocolate cake I have ever seen ..... [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/All%20Sorts/2012/19th%20October%202012/010.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/All%20Sorts/2012/19th%20October%202012/008.jpg[/IMG] | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 18, 2012, 4:02:20 PM- OMG!!! | ||||||
I Had To Share This As The Story Is so funny...... ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS! Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for ...my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 18, 2012, 12:04:47 AM- The Venetucci Farm Pumpkin Patch! | ||||||
This is what our local farm does for the small ones..... [url]http://www.ppcf.org/impact/venetucci-farm/pumpkins-for-sale[/url] This Is a Pumpkin:[IMG]http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff172/zyalia/pumpkin.jpg[/IMG] | ||||||
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| Wednesday, October 17, 2012, 4:46:54 PM- October! | ||||||
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| Wednesday, October 17, 2012, 4:41:33 PM- Oh!!! | ||||||
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| Tuesday, October 16, 2012, 10:37:23 PM- Baking Day Today :) | ||||||
Banana Cake  [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/Baking%20and%20Cooking%202012/Videos026.jpg[/IMG]Oatmeal, Choc Chip Cookies [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/Baking%20and%20Cooking%202012/Videos021.jpg[/IMG]Brownies [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/Baking%20and%20Cooking%202012/100_2573.jpg[/IMG] Are you all drooling yet? ...................... | ||||||
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