Viewing Member - Cheryl71

Just saying Hello is all
I'm still here in the shadows,
Trying to shed...

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a
fart.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a
sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes
in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman in a store like
Tiffany's, and greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam.
How may we help you today?'

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
you're going to shit when I tell you the price!

hahahaha
I couldn't resist sharing!

Bye for now...

Sorry I don't update this, its out of fear that I don't lol I created this nic for my own self expression and anonymity but somehow I can't get my thoughts, deep thoughts of what I really want to blog about into structured sentences.

There are some wonderful bloggers here, some are very intense and captivating.Wether they are writing about everyday happenings, a sexual encounter or a fantasy and some comments are very insightful. There are many I have to read on a daily basis, I feel as if I know some of you outside of here. I guess I want to be "known" a little bit too. The amount that is shared is solely up to the one typing yet somehow I'm not feeling comfortable to blog my thoughts...

I've always wanted to keep a journal but again fear has stopped me...

Don't get me wrong I blog just fine under my verified Nic, Yes I know it's not right to have another nic, for that I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be deceitful in any way. I'm just looking for an outlet to my thoughts and wanted to keep it seperate for now.

Little bits at a time I suppose...

Thanks

And if I had a clue I'd know exactly
What to do
If I were the wiser of the two

And if I saw it all so clear
I'd write it down and bend your ear
If I were the clearer of the two

We could take a walk into the
Canyons of 5th avenue
Sing and dance... just to name a few

All I do
All I do

And if I heard the angels sing I'd
Sing it back to you and bring the
Sound of heaven ringing just for you

And if I saw the sun fall down
I'd pick it up and make a crown
One that was a perfect fit for you

We could take a walk
Into the apple orchard by the school
We could make a little residue

We could find a place to stay
A secret little hide away
Spend a little time inside of you

"Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire"

"It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on"