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About Me:
sly, clever, flirty, smart. Too well read for my own good... wise ass. Even so, a desperately horny guy in a sexless (but not loveless) relationship who is having a hard time adjusting to life without sex, it's a cruel injustice for a confirmed spank monkey like my self. Let me help you get in touch with your "inner slut"!
My Current Status:
Went to work all day, came home, and the new format is still lame. I guess I'll just learn to live with it.
My Stats:
I am:
Sexual Preference:
Am seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
a pineapple under the sea, United States
NN Status:
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My Favourite posters on NN are:
Interests I have are:
Astrology / New Age, Motor Racing, Athletics, Baseball / Softball, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Cooking, Politics, Cricket, Cycling, Sailing / Boating, Singing / Playing Instrument, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gardening, Golf, Water Sports, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation
Other Interests I have are:
Sumerian ziggurat construction
I am also up for:
Casual Chat Room Talk, An Affair, Erotic Story Telling, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of NN since:
16-Jun-05, and I am a premium member
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Athletic
Body Shape: Zipper
Height: 6' 12" (213cm)
Weight: 175lbs (12st 7lbs) (79.4kg)
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Best Feature: Eyes
Pubic Hair: Shaven
Tatoos: None
Piercings: Lip, Tongue, Eyebrow, Nipples, Nose, Navel
Penis Length: 12" (30.5cm)
Penis Girth:
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Retired
Job Role:
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: No
Drinking: No
Food Preference:
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Shy
Personality: Flirter
Libido: High
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
my mind
Spoken Languages:
My Favourites:
Movie: "Nosferatu"
Book: check
Author: Dr. Suess
Song: Anything by the Cowsills
Band: Strawberry Alarm Clock
TV Show: don't watch TV
Sport: Curling
Food: Mongolian barbecued yak
Pastime: running amok
Sex Position: all of them....
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Cher, Madaline Albright, Madonna, Lady Gaga
Self Description:
What makes me happy: cute baby animals, world peace, pussy, big tits.
What makes me sad: cruelty, injustice, lack of pussy.
What makes me mad: not fucking your wife.
My bad habits: trying to fuck your wife.
My Final Thought:
If I was a millionaire...
I would buy NN just so I could correct the grammar in this 'final thought'. I'd also ban people who do not use question marks when they ask a question...

(Profile last updated: 13-Jun-13)

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