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About Me:
Proudly bearing a 1.8/10- but thanks to the kindness of a few of you, I'm batting average at about 5.0. I'm SO fucking AVERAGE it drives the women absolutely nowhere!
 
My Stats:
I am:
 Male
Sexual Preference:
 Girls
Am seeking:
 A girl
Marital Status:
 Separated
Children:
Age:
 39
Location:
   CA, United States
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
 12-May-20
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My Favourite posters on NN are:
Interests I have are:
 Arts / Crafts, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Politics, Cycling, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Golf, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History
Other Interests I have are:
 Initiating fist fights with politicians. The toughest opponent I had was a libertarian.
I am also up for:
 Anything!, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
I have been a Member of NN since:
 28-Jul-05
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Asian
Body Type: Average
Body Shape: Hourglass
Height: 5' 11" (180cm)
Weight: 666lbs (47st 8lbs) (302.1kg)
Eye Colour: Black
Hair Colour: Black
Best Feature: Breasts
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos: None
Piercings: Clit, Ears
Penis Length: 6" (15.2cm)
Penis Girth: 3" (7.6cm)
Circumcised: Yes
My Professional Life:
Education: College
Employment Status: Full Time
Industry: Other
Job Role:
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: Daily
Drinking: Daily
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Atheist
Sense of Humour: Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: Joker
Libido: Average
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:		 In the womb, in the space between an electron and a neutron, a room full of bent pipes (that's a pun).
Spoken Languages:
 English
My Favourites:
Movie: The Jacket
Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp
Book: The Communist Manifesto
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer
Song: The March of Mephisto
Band: Kamelot
TV Show: I watch cartoon shows like a retarded man child.
Sport: Hedonism
Drink: XYZ Merlot, Red Guitar (tempranillo & garnacha)
Food: Animals
Pastime: Smoking
Thing: My zippo
Sex Position: Reverse Cowgirl to Tianeman man crowd pleaser
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with: 		Myself
Self Description:
What makes me happy: Eating and drinking at places far above what I could afford and acting like a stuck up ass and being rude to the rich white people there.
What makes me sad: Nothing, I am infallible.
What makes me mad: The world! It sits around doing nothing while we kill off species and destroy the atmosphere. Lazy piece of crap thinks it's worth preserving and saving when it doesn't lift a finger to do it itself!
My bad habits: Being too damn awesome and causing suicide in young American's as a result, as they realize that they can never hope to aspire to my greatness.
My Final Thought:
 My biggest regret is...
Accidentally causing the French Revolution in the early 1800s. Sorry Anne!

(Profile last updated: 8-Oct-09)


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