Rescued Damsel in Distress: I owe you. Ask anything of me and it is yours!
Category: Nipples
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14495215
Submitted By:
SecretAgentGal
Date Posted: 7-Jul-17
Subject gender:
Female
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mmmm, fuck a smile, buy the gun and go shoot some shit with me, then after our barrels are cooking off I could bend you over and use my personal pistol to shoot you with my load ;)
Reminds me of the big guy in the bar, huge powerful body, but a tiny skull. I bought him a drink and asked him about it. He said it was because he once asked the wrong question too. He rescued a mermaid in distress, and she said, "Ask anything of me and it is yours!" (no really, she did..). He said, 'let's make love right here on the sand'. But she looked wistfully down past her waist and replied, "No can do big boy. I'm just not equipped for that." And he said, "In that case, how about a little head?" BTW, SAG, you look great here, like a throwback to the age of art deco and sultry ladies.
I'd love to rescue you , carry you off into the sunset
SecretAgentGal
7-Jul-17 (6 years ago)
^ if I had a dollar for everytime a guy said that to me, oh man! I would use the money to go buy a gun, and probably have millions of dollars still left over. Then I would use that gun shoot the next man who told me to smile. I'd alleviate myself of the guilt by giving the money I had left to that person's family as compensation. Yaaaaay. The end. Sweet dreams!