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| New Years Resolution 2. Get a firm grip of things....
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| New Years Resolution, 1. Sort out the dickheads...
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| He`s not coming, he said. I had to agree....Not a red nose in sight....
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| You wont tempt him down with that hat. Oh, thanks for the reminder....I hav...
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| Look..I lit it to keep you warm.Sorry about the beard and I`ve saved your h...
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| The big match! Croatia? Hah!
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| Crashed out on his Jerry Lee`s. In the morning? Great balls of fire!!
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| Flick the bits, his bum clenches and you change channels. TV is fun again!
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| Just ironing out the wrinkles...
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| I`ve been tidying him up a bit. And OOH, he`s got a cameltoe!
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| No witches or ghosties. At least you got to see some ghoulies....
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| I told him the water was too hot...
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| This conversation is taped. I`m listening to an arsehole, and you`re talkin...
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| I was on a promise....then she discovered vodka! Hiho...
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| Bring back hanging? A convincing arguement...
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| Beer and boxers... its worth watching!!
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| Where the sun dont shine? Let there be light...
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| Nothing funny to watch? Then hide the remote...
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| Why do I recite the alphabet at bedtime? A...B...C...
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| He always goes up first....and I go to bed happy!
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| The sex ban was taking its toll...
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| Thanx for the PM`s,you`ve decided.And no,anal surgery was just avoided.
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| The affair...Now it was my turn. 8 to be precise..
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| The affair...He`s still tied up.Her name is Stella..shall I push hard for a...
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| Tied up and helpless,he admitted the affair.I used my personal trainer...(1...
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| He drank my wine- and didnt have the balls to apologise. I found the balls-...
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| Now THATS a close shave.Girls,like cats,dont like hairballs...
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| I put it on vibrate. He had to agree, Rampant Rabbit rules..
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| A target for my affections...so THATS what BB stands for...
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| You bought your secretary a PRESENT?? No, I`m not angry-but I`ll have those...
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| You`re going to the office party? Just remember-My choppers bigger than you...
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| Saturday night..wine flowing..on a promise..He trips..OH SHITE.Men...useles...
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| He found decorating a REAL pain. Well,paint faster then!Oh,couldnt find a b...
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| I wanted a large, stiff drink on the rocks. He came up with this...Bless!
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| Dont bring the handles down? OH! you mean a CORKscrew...
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| He wanted a screw, I didnt. I reached a compromise..( no photoshop-he`s a t...
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| If Carlsberg did squash,it would be the best squash in the world. Probably....
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| He wanted a screw, I didnt. I reached a compromise...
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| Not many men join my Chess CLUB...I wonder why...
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| You screw my head up, he said. How could I refuse?
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| The pic went wrong..sorry baby.. I`ll give you 1 day to recover....!
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| My turn to be "Doctor". CALL THAT A COUGH? CHOKE YOU BASTARD!!
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| He`s the boss. But sometimes I have to put my foot down..
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| Sorry to call you at work.Do you remember pulling me off last night....
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| He likes purple,rubber and getting hammered....I`m glad to assist...
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| I was horny-he was pissed..so, the wine went to his head...
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| Women cant play FootBall he said...WRONG!..GOAL!!..2 NIL?
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| How "brewers droop" started...
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| Give me a blow job, he said. Well, SOMETHING had to make him bigger...
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| He liked the nude modelling, but the pay was a load of bollocks...
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