However, basically being a horny minded individual I am prepared to saacrifice my principles and propose a new contest; Clits (I wasn't sure if it should be clitorises, or clitori!)
Would the proud owners of such things be interested in entering a clit comp? - a nice clear pic of your nubbin qualifies you for entry; I am prepared to act as a judge and in the event of a tie the judges decision is final (I can be bribed, but only with sexual favours )
Mike