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Blog Title: Not about sex...maybe mildly amusing :D
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2-Sep-19 13:56:51
I remember the sauce bottles from hell, well, listening to the pump start,
3 times being pumped with that shit, I likened it to a nooclear explosion cloud, mushrooming through ya body. they did warn the ferst time that it would be a ''sensation'' the next 2 times were mildly amusing clenching ya dot waiting fo it :(..... I vote fo a Crockerdial attack while crossing the Zambezi river on a David Rabbitburrow fillum shoot. :D
2-Sep-19 17:48:33
Very best wishes and the hope of a quick recovery after your upcoming op.
2-Sep-19 20:15:07
I read upto the part where you wrote that you have a brain and almost choked with laughter....no idea what else you wrote as I was laughing too much.
2-Sep-19 23:35:34
a shark tried to bite your head off, but your to nutty to crack ;)
3-Sep-19 13:31:39
somthing like saving a beautiful girls from a shark attack or the jaws of a lion lol,
wow im so pleased for you its looking positive, all good wishing to you xxxxxxx
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3-Sep-19 21:11:46
Well I can only say good luck with the op, as to fun comments I’m all out here, take it easy my friend. Use the time to rest and appreciate what life gives you. Did I tell you I had a massive Cornish pasty last week ffs there enormous ;) and a btl of wine lol
4-Sep-19 6:06:41
I’m so glad you got good news. Keep up the positive thoughts. xxx
4-Sep-19 23:35:08
Yup, they warn about that peeing your self sensation with every CT scan. I am glad things aren't as dire as they first appeared!
6-Sep-19 13:29:19
Mate, just stay positive, its curable, keep smiling, drinking, laughing, oh and sex helps tooo