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Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 1:03:30 PM- Blonde mailbox

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out and again went to the mail box,
opened it and slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
here she came out again,
marched to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
she replied,
"There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps saying,
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

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Friday, October 19, 2007, 10:49:46 PM- RULES OF LIFE

Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are....
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't moveand it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was,"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another
chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan

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Most Recent Comment:	"Such good advice!" - tight_wet_lips