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Friday, September 21, 2012, 8:36:38 AM- Irrelevant

Being faithful always count. It could save thousands of marriages.

So here's the story....

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him...
He prays that they should not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table...

"Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,
I had to leave early to buy grocery...
I'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you."

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?

Son told,

"when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk and you said...

"HEY LADY! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!

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Most Recent Comment:	"Not sure how many married men would say that when dead drunk :-)" - seshat

Monday, September 17, 2012, 1:01:29 PM- Find the horror in the riddle.

A man went to a subway and waited for the train to arrive and this subway was his journey to work and journey to home too, One day he went to the subway and saw a beggar he looked at the beggar for minutes then after a while a fat woman walked in front of the beggar and the beggar said "PIG", the man wandered why did the beggar did that, if he keep saying bad words to people he will not get alms, then a little boy walked in front of the beggar and the beggar said "POTATOES", the man whispered maybe he's choosing the person whom he wants to piss, then later on a business man walked in front of the beggar and the beggar said "HUMAN", the man said of course he is, then the train arrived and he went on.

The other day the man went again to the subway( of course because of work) then the beggar said to him "BREAD"
, the man whispered to himself "Bread? Oh I remember I ate bread for breakfast."

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Most Recent Comment:	"thanks for reading.." - mashford2050