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Monday, August 30, 2010, 10:19:50 AM- Posts

Well just a quick note. Been working harder on my fitness last 2 months or so, lost about 15lbs, 7 Kgs, looking at getting some more off. I have my eye on a sweet little personal trainer who is helping me....Lust is one heck of a driver...

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 2:54:57 PM- Joke but I am not sure its that funny !!!

I know it's old but I still think it's funny.

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.'

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you'd like to discuss with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?'

'Oh that crazy old fart, she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January'

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Most Recent Comment:	"That does work as funny. :)" - mdguy

Wednesday, August 5, 2009, 3:03:49 PM- Blog updates - Face book a cautionary and an interesting tale

Just begun this social networking thing..... very strange idea but it is so catching on. Interestingly I had been pestered by two girls( half my age ?) up the gym to give them my Facebook name so they could look me up, now I nearly got caught with this a while back, set it up when it began and got onto a bit a thing with a young practising nymphomaniac on there she had posted all sorts of things... I had completely forgotton about it until i had an e mail from a lady friend... she had looked me up on it and was shocked apprently at what I got up to, and she thought i was such a nice bloke, well I could have told her the truth if she asked me...

... She has a great pair of tits too and well anyway, I immeadiately went on there and cleaned the damn thing up... lucky for me as there has been an outbreak of it in the gym recently.. a lot of people started to use it. The holiday pictures well NN'ers they will make you start to stroke your pleasure centres thats for sure.. Well to these two girls, I gave them a bogus name a couple of weeks ago and they got me last night and gave me a ballocking, they are hot, one is a fire hazard to be honest...so they gave me thier names and said that i better look them up, and make sure I looke dat their holiday pix.....Well I did and they were in very high spirits when I found them, and the holiday snaps well, having seen them in the gym in lycra and not much else, I thought i had seen it all, apprently not.... I hate to say it but any stray man that seems to bump across them is attacked on both sides like a pair of piranha fish.....I have written some nice things back to them of course bearing in mind most stuff is all open to my social network...They have now invited me out Saturday night to thier friends birthday party...Well what the fuck I was going to Town anyway...We shall see. So there is a use for the damn thing but i would recommned that you exercise some caution...
I would be interested to hear from anyone else who has had a similar experience

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Most Recent Comment:	"Nice to know you've been having fun all over Internetland. :)) xx (BTW: I have a Facebook page. It's fairly boring, and I don't have pics of me in lycra (that would scare people!))" - mdguy

Wednesday, April 15, 2009, 9:53:06 AM- Hi

Well just seems to be a minute free to catch up on things on here. Summer is on its way i feel, been running around in the buff as usual, got burned to fuck Monday in the garden...I seem to be going back to my old disgusting ways, playing with pics and with my cock at the drop of a hat...Ohh one thing if you guys get the chance to look at youtube, theres a couple of local guys to me who are hilrariuos, called Valley Adventures, look them up

Take Care

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Most Recent Comment:	"Heya! :) Good to hear from you. We need proof of this alleged "sunburn". :p xxx" - mdguy

Tuesday, July 8, 2008, 2:23:08 PM- This is hysterical

> A little girl asked her Mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk
around the block?' Mum replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
>
> 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
>
> 'Go ask your dad. I think he's in the garage.'
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said 'No, because she
is in heat.' and to come to you.'
>
> Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,
and said
> 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
round the block.'
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
>
> ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
>
> The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
>

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Most Recent Comment:	"AR-HAR-HAR! Had me rolling in the aisles! Very good!!" - Melony Velvet

Monday, June 30, 2008, 4:29:30 PM- Just a bit of Fun

Hi Guys

Well been real busy recently with my Life, shit happens you know.

Had lots of fun with lots of friends on here, my thanks ot them all for indulging my new found passion for playing around with Photoshop. Its rather silly I know but it sort of keeps me off the streets of an evening.

Having some real fun too, playing with the Girls, tip for you guys, these new Durex Play things!!!! Awesome, I think Ann Summers do a similar thing, get one, dont be left behind, they are great. Well I enjoyed it...

Been editing some erotic stuff for a Girl freind of mine, just teasing her at the minute but I would like to show you guys some of her stuff, I might be a bit sneaky and make them a bit abstract and try that...she will freak and cut my nuts off if I post anything, we shall have to try and see... I am tempted, I am sure once she gets your reaction she will luv it!!!!

Take Care Out there .. Live Long and Prosper

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Most Recent Comment:	"xxx :)" - mdguy

Saturday, November 17, 2007, 7:29:46 PM- ;-) The use of the F Word....

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!
This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress

1. i like to fuck.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Fancy a ...? :-)" - mdguy

Monday, October 29, 2007, 6:40:00 PM- HI Guys

Well nearly time for me to up date my ummm Annual Blog thingy.

Clocks have just gone back, strewth its been another year already very quickly does time fly, especially when your having fun.

Those of you on NN who know me and might read this Blog, Big Hugz... lots and lots of kisses, been great having fun with you all.

Watched the Last Samurai on the week end enjoyed it immensly very cerebral and made me think until my head hurt a bit, but WOW is that thing sad in the end, tell me, the girls will know this one, does he go back to the Village and give that gorgeous creature a good seeing to?????

I just luv it it in these films when the guys are perforated to the nth degree and they still manage to do a bit of Lurv Making...Ummm Terminator 1 the guy was wasted but she still managed to get him up for it shall we say...

Better stop as I am taking this thing into a dodgy arrea now..

Bye 4 Now XXXXX

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Most Recent Comment:	"Tart here... just checking in with you too... nice to see you! :))" - mdguy

Tuesday, February 20, 2007, 6:23:01 PM- Interesting times

Hi guys well anyone finding these pages will see that I have removed most of my Ummmm Tribute / Cum Shots. I have been sort of chastised by a person here and considering that feel that its no longer appropriate to post these kind of shots here.

I have made it a rule always to ask and to try my utmost to ensure that its not some kind of guy with issues taking the piss. I do know that some of you girls do like this kind of thing, let me know if I'm wrong.

So there I will still be knocking the odd one out but my days of posting them will be few and far between.

Unless I can be convinced otherwise, which I doubt.

Tnx Luv N Hugz.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Sorry to hear that, Kev. What's funny is that they weren't my cuppa, but I didn't mind them. And what's funny is that the few pics of you are really really really good (I'm biased, though lol). So, take heart dear man... you'll be back to seed, erm, speed soon. Luv ya, bud! xx" - mdguy

Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 2:41:39 PM- 2007 its here !!!!!!!!!!!

Got through the WInter Blues hopefully, aint life strange you go through your time with one woman for 20 years, that falls apart, you get hounded by another, manage to fend her off, fall for the unattainable,(its a Guy Thing), then all of a sudden you have three women chasing you at once.....with a fourth vying for position????? Whats that all about, trying to keep my head about it all...there must be a hell of a shortage of guys around here.

One big seriuos tip I had from the unattainable one, which was an eye opener, spoilt her a little this Xmas, you know how it is. Her biggest thing and I mean she is drop dead gorgeous, 30 Single, gym instructor, all tits and legs,

. All I want from a man is someone who is nice to me and doesn't mess me around!!!! Well I said gorgeous your looking at him..... We laughed and she kissed me...that was nice ..anyway a couple of days later buying my sandwich for lunch from another DDG looking Girl, and the conversation went along similar lines she said exactly the same thing.

Well Guys learn from that

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Most Recent Comment:	"One down, several thousand men to go. :) But, I knew you were a kindly soul from day one... the women are gonna see it too." - mdguy