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Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 7:45:03 PM- Sing it girls!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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Most Recent Comment:	"That is one of the best parodies I've heard in a long time ... ROFL ... what a sense of humour ... and great jiggly tits too" - wundaman

Sunday, June 28, 2009, 10:12:07 AM- stats

I'd love to post some nude pics on here but I'm a bit nervous about someone I know recognizing me. Does anyone have any stats about the likelyhood about someone you know finding you on here.
It would be a major embarrassment is someone in particular found them.

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Most Recent Comment:	"I'd quite like someone to recognise my wife!" - laptop28f