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Wednesday, February 6, 2013, 3:49:20 PM-

Is so glad McDonald's don't sell hot dogs.
I can't imagine myself asking for a McWeiner
Than them asking if i want it Super-Sized!

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Most Recent Comment:	"ahahahaha. Why not? I thought all men wanted a super sized weiner?" - tight_wet_lips

Wednesday, February 6, 2013, 6:03:02 AM-

I wanna walk down the street with six kids and every time someone asks me are those your kids im gonna reply with " no i work for the trojan condom factory ,and these are the returns"

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Most Recent Comment:	"PMSL love it." - Madame_Bovary

Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 9:00:06 PM-

Was at a restaurant and had to fart and heard music
So i farted along with the music and everyone stared
Than i realized i was listening to my iPod

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Most Recent Comment:	"Oh god I am laughing loudly now. :)))" - Madame_Bovary

Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 2:02:04 AM-

If someone ever says to you "Expect the unexpected."
Smack them upside the head and say "Did you EXPECT THAT!!"

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Most Recent Comment:	"Love it, cant stop chuckling :)))" - Madame_Bovary

Friday, February 1, 2013, 7:17:20 PM-

I was at the beach today saw a guy yelling
HELP SHARK HELP
I just laughed,,i knew the shark wasnt going help him

Some people,,Duh

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Most Recent Comment:	"that, made my week ty" - onib28

Wednesday, January 30, 2013, 2:46:18 PM-

Have you ever looked at someone and thought
Yep you..you have someone locked in your basement

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol..umm nooo lol" - Northern Star

Wednesday, January 30, 2013, 2:55:21 AM-

With all the legalize marijuana talk going on these days.
All I can think of is ,If they do it
I can not wait to see the commercials

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Most Recent Comment:	"hayyyyyyy maaaaaaaan that would be cooool maaaan ... a combi bus with flowers onnit named mabel maaaaan" - Wodja

Tuesday, January 29, 2013, 7:09:30 PM-

What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit, (whack)"

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Most Recent Comment:	"haa haa yup!" - Northern Star

Monday, January 28, 2013, 6:11:05 AM-

I have gotten really bad about losing things around the house so I have decided that from now on when I lose something im gonna start taking pictures of the rooms in the house posting them and letting everybody play I SPY to help me find what I have lost

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Most Recent Comment:	"PLEASE!!!! no bathroom pics of you sitting on the toilet... we don't need to know or see what you lost in there" - joeytomatoes

Sunday, January 27, 2013, 5:59:18 PM-

saw a middle-eastern friend shaking a carpet on 6th floor balcony. I called out "whats up Ahmed, won't it start?"

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Most Recent Comment:	"hahahahahaha" - Whispermyname