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Monday, February 10, 2014, 7:06:17 PM-

HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
Love her
Take her to dinner
Miss the game for her
Buy her jewelry
Be interested in what she says

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
Show up naked
Bring beer

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Most Recent Comment:	"Haha absolutely!" - Whispermyname

Sunday, February 9, 2014, 3:46:38 PM- Only Talking

You know the romance is gone
When she spends more time with the showerhead
Than she does with you

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol. Or spends more time in the laundry room on the washer" - tight_wet_lips

Saturday, February 8, 2014, 5:43:31 PM-

yeah, they say a penny for your thoughts
well mine will get me jail time.

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Most Recent Comment:	"hahahhaha lol" - tight_wet_lips

Thursday, February 6, 2014, 2:00:43 PM-

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol" - tight_wet_lips

Tuesday, February 4, 2014, 4:03:26 PM-

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Most Recent Comment:	"Bahahahaha" - Whispermyname

Monday, February 3, 2014, 11:59:16 PM-

Im going to get a tattoo on my nuts

Going to read sweet n low

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Most Recent Comment:	"That's gonna "ouch"" - Whispermyname

Saturday, February 1, 2014, 10:29:38 PM-

Cop pulled me over and asked:
You been drinking.
I said why you buying
We laughed and laughed

I need bail money

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Most Recent Comment:	"Lol cheeky sod" - Whispermyname

Saturday, February 1, 2014, 4:57:40 PM-

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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Most Recent Comment:	"oi..ya hit my biggest fear..lol being buried alive!" - Northern Star

Friday, January 31, 2014, 10:54:09 AM-

In Alcohols defense,
Ive done some pretty dumb shit.
While completely sober

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Most Recent Comment:	"Makes it worse with no excuse" - gpflem

Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 4:04:20 PM-

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