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Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 10:02:07 PM- Idiots abound
Had a realtor try to back into the driveway between my place and the house next door. They didn't see there was a retaining wall between the properties. She drove right off it, one tire in the air, high centered the frame. i go out to check it out.
She gets out of her car, looks at me and says "I don't know why I'm stuck".
I said "you think maybe only having 3 wheels on the ground and your car stuck on a wall could be the issue".
She came back with "Oh no, that isn't it. I'm stuck somehow".

Here's your sign
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"You expect her to be a good driver and a good realtor? Sheesh! There's just no pleasing some people:p"
- Jersey_Girl


Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 12:31:27 AM- Just because
Well this was the wrong image to post............
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"LOL"
- BuxomXhunter


Wednesday, August 19, 2015, 3:57:57 AM- This reminds me of howlin
In a few years of course.
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"Luv it :)"
- kimberly_1229


Monday, August 17, 2015, 3:29:30 AM- Hello Monday
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"oh my just how I felt this morning"
- Ley-dd


Tuesday, August 11, 2015, 11:41:16 PM- Old woman and the gunslinger

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.

AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
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"So good!

I agree with 1-4. 5 - Some people just get lucky;)

"
- Jersey_Girl


Saturday, July 04, 2015, 1:38:46 AM- For the Fourth of July in the US of A
As a kid I thought Symphony conductors were great. I loved Arthur Fiedler. When I got to be a grand parent I wanted to be him. I also thought John William was fantastic.
One song Fiedler loved was the 1812 Overture. Williams had an influence of John Phillip Sousa. The first video below is from the Bicentennial of the United States. The second is just because I love the song. *but I can't help singing "be kind to your web footed friends for a duck may be somebody's mother"*



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"Yeah, I'm with you and 12. Honestly, I can't remember the real lyrics (are there actually lyrics to this?) Happy 4th, pony!"
- Jersey_Girl


Friday, May 22, 2015, 10:02:41 PM- Its Ponyman on NN69, the BIG AM
You got the Ponyman, spinning some vintage vinyl, on NN69 - the skip signal AM broadcasting from the wasted coast of the USofA. 

This song is for the sultans of the side roads, the potentates of the interstates. Bet ya didn't know Ponyman knew big words like interstates *laughter*. The folks who keep the wheels of commerce rolling and provide full employment to lot lizards everywhere. 

A Del Reeves original, "Looking at the World Through a Windshield". 


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"Awesome song!"
- tight_wet_lips


Monday, April 27, 2015, 1:41:09 AM- For the St. Louis hockey fans (and maybe Nashville)
St. Louis knows there 'ain't no cure for the summertime blues'

I have various versions of this on my HD, Eddie Cochran, Blue Cheer, Alan Jackson?, I love The Who tho. I also figured some peeps might appreciate young Roger Daltrey with the open fringe shirt.
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"So glad I'm not a hockey fan or else I'd think you were taking a dig on me! lol The song is way better than the Blues
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- chargingram


Wednesday, February 18, 2015, 2:38:24 AM- Blog Challenge: Walk NN my Shoes
Yes this is a repeat image. I was planning to take new images for this then got sick last weekend. Had a large number of layoff where I work today. I may do some and post later. Until later, pantyhose and heels. They are not easy to walk in.



Please visit the other creative blog challengers:

guitartxn, Jener, Kinky_Curves, VTCali, undisclosedid1, MrsUnderDog59, WendySilvia, steelrat60, amancalledpony, rem870
,iamsohard, zencoach, Jersey_Girl, MadAandJ and, of course, tight_wet_lips

Here's the fab link to see all the entries:
https://bitly.com/bundles/rockhard6isback/n
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"oooh so artsy with you hose and heels!! great job!"
- zencoach


Sunday, February 15, 2015, 12:18:31 AM- Love stinks, you hate yourself for it, but you're addicted to it.
It's Faye Dunaway's Ex!

It's the Sunday Night Football song

How many people have jacked or jilled to this?
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"Oh yeah, the Robert Palmer girls. I remember them fondly"
- OldTroubador


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