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| Saturday, June 01, 2013, 5:26:49 PM- Finally this Week..... | This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between the British and Irish,off the coast of Kerry in October 1998.....
Irish: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision...
British: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision...
Irish: Negative,You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision...
British: this is the Captain of a British Warship,I say again,divert YOUR course...
Irish:Negative,I say again YOU will have to CHANGE course...
British: This is the Aircraft carrier HMS Ark Royal,The largest vessel in the British fleet,we are accompanied by three Destroyers,two Cruisers and various support vessels.I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north,that is ,I say again 15 degrees north or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the Safety of the Ship...
Irish:WE are a LIGHTHOUSE,your CALL.... | Viewers Comments (1): |  Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "lmao.............oh my!!"  - tight_wet_lips |
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| Friday, May 31, 2013, 5:40:21 PM- SEX.... | Before SEX: You help each other get Naked.
After SEX: You get dressed by Yourself.
Moral of the Story...
In LIFE: No one helps you once you've have SCREWED...... | |
| Friday, May 31, 2013, 5:34:21 PM- I shall Seek!!!! | I Shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache,shake,and sweat until you grunt and grown.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you,and you will be weak for days.
All My Love....THE FLU!....
For all my friends who wondered were I had gone to....... | Viewers Comments (1): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Ahhhh you just answered my question.. Xxx"  - Whispermyname |
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| Sunday, May 12, 2013, 8:56:18 PM- The Knots Prayer..... | Dear God:
Please untie the Knots that are in my mind,my heart and my life.
Remove the HAVE knots the CAN knots and the DO knots that i have in my MIND.
Erase the WILL knots,MIGHT knots that may find a home in my HEART.
Release me from the COULD knots,WOULD knots and SHOULD knots that Obstruct my LIFE,
Most of all,I ask that you REMOVE from my MIND my HEART and my LIFE all the 'AM KNOTS' that I have allowed to hold me back,especially the THOUGHT that I am KNOT GOOD ENOUGH:
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| Friday, May 10, 2013, 8:24:52 PM- can you work out this..... | Mary's Father has Five Daughters,
1.Nana.
2.Nene.
3.Nini.
4.Nono.
5.
What is the name of the fifth Daughter?...
If you can Answer this you are a GENIUS..... | Viewers Comments (5): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Genius title goes to my friend tight_wet_lips......"  - alaun |
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| Monday, May 06, 2013, 7:56:57 PM- Some Thoughts... | Do not Educate your Children to be Rich,
Educate them to be Happy,
So when they grow up,
They will know the Value of things,Not the Price....
Wife:I Love You.
Husband:I Love you Too.
Wife:Prove it.Scream it to the Whole World.
Husband:*whispers in ear* I LOVE YOU.
Wife:why did you whisper it to me.
Husband:because YOU are MY WORLD.....
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| Sunday, May 05, 2013, 10:35:39 PM- Text.... | Her...I think we had better break up before my Husband finds out.
Him...You are right,I'm going to Burn all your Cloths and belongings now.
Her...Too bad I didn't leave anything in your House.
Him...Actually you did Bitch.you sent this TEXT to your Husband not your Lover..... | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Ooops even I snorted at this ..." - Whispermyname |
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| Saturday, May 04, 2013, 4:37:38 PM- The "Y" Chromosome.... | People born before 1946 are called.....The Greatest Generation.
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called..... The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called....Generation X
And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called....Generation Y.
Why do we call the last Group ...Generation Y????.
Y should I get a Job..
Y should I leave Home and find my own place..
Y should I get a Car when I can borrow yours..
Y should I Clean my Room..
Y should I Wash and Iron my own Cloths..
Y should I Buy any Food..
Now you know YYYYY....
| Viewers Comments (1): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "sooooooooooooooooo true!" - tight_wet_lips |
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| Friday, April 26, 2013, 8:35:59 PM- Children!. | Until you've counted little fingers,played with little toes,held a little hand,kissed a little nose,rubbed a little tummy,cleaned those little ears,changed a little bottom and wiped away little tears, you will never know the feeling of Love between a Parent and their Child......I am sharing this because my Children are the best thing that ever happened to me and I love them all very very much...... | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Ohhh God yes Alaun xxx" - Whispermyname |
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| Wednesday, April 24, 2013, 7:27:01 PM- Ten steps to self Care, | 1.If it feels wrong don't do it.
2,Say"exactly"what you mean.
3.Don't be a people pleaser.
4.Trust your instincts.
5.Never speak bad about yourself.
6.Never give up on your dreams.
7.Don't be afraid to say"NO".
8.Don't be afraid to say"YES".
9.Be kind to yourself.
10.Let go of what you can't control.
Stay away from Drama and Negativity as much as possible....... | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "I probably need to take heed on at least 5 of those Alaun xx" - Whispermyname |
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