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Sunday, April 21, 2013, 7:42:04 PM- ONE.......

ONE Tree can start a Forest:
ONE Smile can start a Friendship:
ONE Hand can lift a Soul:
ONE Word can frame the Goal:
ONE Candle can wipe out the Darkness:
ONE Laugh can conquer Gloom:
ONE Hope can raise your Spirits:
ONE Touch can show you Care:
ONE Life can make the DIFFERENCE!!!BE that ONE to-day......

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Most Recent Comment:	"I agree with Tighty Alaun it's beautiful" - Whispermyname

Friday, April 19, 2013, 7:32:42 AM- Morning SEX.....

She was standing in the kitchen,preparing our usual breakfast of Soft boiled eggs and toast,wearing only a T-shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in,almost awake,she turned to me and said softly,"you have got to make love to this very moment".
My eyes lit up as I thought,I must be either still dreaming or this is my lucky day!not want to lose a second,I embraced her and had her there and then on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said "THANKS" and returned to the cooker the T-shirt still round her neck. Happy but still a little puzzled,I asked,"What was that all about",she explained "The EGG TIMER'S BROKEN".....

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Most Recent Comment:	"lol" - tight_wet_lips

Wednesday, April 17, 2013, 8:12:13 PM- Life before the Computer

A Memory was something you lost with Age,
An Application was for Employment,
A Program was for TV,
A Cursor used Profanity,
A Keyboard was a Piano,
A Web was a Spider's Home,
A Virus was the Flu,
A CD was a Bank Account,
A Hard drive was a long trip on the Road,
A Mouse Pad was were a mouse lived,
and if you had a 3-1/2 Floppy...you just hoped nobody Found Out...

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Most Recent Comment:	"Bahahahaha I love those last 3 ya funny bugger :-D xxx" - Whispermyname

Wednesday, April 17, 2013, 8:01:46 PM- life before the

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Thursday, April 11, 2013, 9:05:48 PM- A Woman's Prayer....

Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my Man:Love to forgive him:and Patience for his Moods....because Lord if I pray for Strength...I will BEAT HIM TO DEATH.......

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Most Recent Comment:	"the same can be said for the men wanting to do the same.....lol" - tight_wet_lips

Wednesday, April 10, 2013, 7:53:57 PM- A Few things to get us thinking

There's always a {TRUTH] behind [JUST KIDDING]
a little [EMOTION] behind [I DON'T CARE]
a little [PAIN] behind [IT'S OK]
a little [I NEED YOU] behind [LEAVE ME ALONE]
and a lot of [WORDS] behind [SILENCE].......

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Most Recent Comment:	"Oohhh Alaun I definitely "like" this one. Especially the first one" - Whispermyname

Monday, April 8, 2013, 9:16:51 PM- OMG....

Wife asks Husband,"How many women have you Slept with?"
Husband proudly replies"only you, Darling...with all the others, I was awake....

HOSPITAL VISITING HOURS ARE FROM 11am TO 8pm.........

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Most Recent Comment:	"hahahahah" - tight_wet_lips

Friday, April 5, 2013, 6:38:23 PM- Exercise....

Started Belly Dancing to-day,didn't have to do much at all.
Just gave it a little shake and it Belly Danced all on it's own....

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Most Recent Comment:	":-D" - Whispermyname

Friday, April 5, 2013, 6:34:01 PM- A Curious Child....

A Curious Child asked It's Mother:"Mommy,why are some of your hairs turning Grey?" The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:"It is bacause of you,dear.Every bad action of your will turn one of m hairs grey!" The child replied innocently:"Now I know why Grandmother has only Grey hairs in her head".........

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Thursday, April 4, 2013, 8:39:02 PM- Just a Thought....

My Mother tried to raise my Sister as a LADY but my Father won....He raised a LADY that just doesn't put up with Crap from ANYONE....

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Most Recent Comment:	"Amen!" - tight_wet_lips