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Tuesday, November 29, 2011, 2:22:52 AM- The case of the disappearing semen

Havent been around much of late been in hospital, had surgery to correct a problem that only came to light a while back.
It was wierd was busy having raging hot mad passionate sex with myself one evening (thats kinda my life lol) got to the important bit tissue at the ready,(Its a bugger if I miss, I cant do floor mopping up. and im pretty sure its not written into the housekeepers job description).

So im ready with the tissue feeling awesome tissue in hand, but nothing all the feeling but no mess, spent ages looking round under cushions etc checked to see if the cat had eaten n it but nothing.

Obviously I tried again,no not straight away,had to lie back and tell myself I was wonderful, but over the next few days, same result all the feeling but nothing coming out, sort of tissue free masturbation.

So although this is by far less messy, Its also quite distressing, anyway after several consultations with doctors, it was diagnosed that during the accident all that time ago I had damaged the pipes down there that deliver my man juice to the correct place, instead i had been impregnating my bladder.

Anyway after taking strong exception to the Dr calling it micro surgery, not good for the ego that, the job was done, had a few weeks where I had to be totally celibate lmao. Id like to thank my hand at this point for being so understanding.

And now youre all asking , did it work, hehe did it ever, Health and Safety now say I have to provide goggles to anyone who comes in here, could take your eye out at 6 feet hehe.

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Most Recent Comment:	"LOL. Glad everything worked out okay and good to have you back." - dirtycopper

Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 11:04:25 AM- Pain when cumming

Lol dont panic its not some wierd disease I have contracted.

Just yesterday I decided to treat myself to a wank, now usually I would retire to my room get myself on my bed and do it in comfort, but no yesterday It was a nice day and our garden is pretty secluded so thought an alfresco wank in my power chair would be nice, so wriggled my shorts down not easy in itself, and got started.

Now wont bore you with all the stuff about what I was thinking and looking at, but needless to say my power chair was never designed with wanking in mind.

So to cut a long story down to non boring length, as I was approaching the point of no return, you know the point where i was just about to cum, I managed to whack my elbow really hard on the armrest on the chair, Funny bone who the fuck named it that, so there i am writhing in a mixture of agony and extacy making this kind of laughing bleating noise, the tissue i was gonna use forgotten cumming al over my shorts as if i push them past my knees I cant get them on again.

Just as I was recovering hearing a yelled cooooooooey from over the hedge and our elderly neighbour yelling "TM are you ok there youre making some funny noises do you need a hand" and me thinking please please dont pop round.
Added insult of the day having to tip a can of coke over me so I had a reason to ask my sister to help me change my shorts, when she came home.

Note to self wank in the comfort of your bedroom.

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Monday, August 15, 2011, 11:39:58 AM-

Someone said something today that made me remember back to when I had my "accident" I put it in "" because to be honest it wasnt an accident I was being a pratt, and accident suggests no one was at fault and I was at fault coz I was showing off.
But anyway I digress, I was told shortly before the "accident" that i was dyslexic, of course then I broke my back and there wasnt really a dilemma in my thinking as to should I concentrate on my dyslexia, or learn how to live in a wheelchair for the rest of my life, so here I am
I am who and what I am I ask for no favour or special treatment form anyone, nor do i ask for your sympathy, or worses till pity.
If you find my ramblings and writing tedious to read dont read them lol.
The way I see it we are all here once for an indefinite period of time, and we all must deal with the hand we are dealt, however crap that hand may seem, stacking is not an option to me, I will continue to do what I can and to achieve more than people expect, if people think im wrong tough this life is my life youre life is yours to do as you wish with, so nose outta mine.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Sympathy or pity you won't get from me. Admiration that despite your disability you are living life to the fullest, you get that. :)" - dirtycopper

Sunday, August 14, 2011, 4:22:25 PM- Hi everyone

Im new here so thought id use the blog to tell you all a bit about me
Well my name is Treece im 18

When I was 8 i was a terrible showoff on my BMX bike aqctually I was quite good but anyway one day we all went off to a quarry and me being the showoff decided to do a somersault. As I usually used the halfpipe I never even thought about wind etc, so the inevitable happened and I fell about 30 feet onto my butt.

Consequence is I broke my back but very low down and have no use of my legs at all
However I have been working with a really great Therapist called Cheryll and she is teaching me balance and posture and it really pays off I can do things like kneel now, I have to manually move my legs by hand but have learned how to balance the rest of my body.

Im a happy kinda guy really I know that from most able bodied girls/ womens point of view im like of no interest, but doesnt stop me looking and hoping.

Yeah i DO work down there if youre wondering it does tend to take me alittle longet but I really really do not begrudge the time ehhe.

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Most Recent Comment:	"you are truly inspirational! you can do anything! you are a beautiful guy and with a personality like yours i bet youll be able to get any girl you want!" - ryydawg69