So, I'm a single bi-curious guy. Dildos and anal go hand in hand really. That said, when they cost more than $100 (~$65 USD) you expect something special.

And honestly, that's exactly what I got. Most dildos and dongs are pretty similar, single material, usually silicone or special plastic, sometimes glass and metal. Generally hard--not a bad thing--but I was looking for something a little... softer for my anal play.

It's the Adam & Eve True Feel 7" cock. It comes in a standard flesh colour, but that's unimportant. What is important is how it feels, and right off the bat, it felt different. The shaft has a little bit of give--in which you can squeeze it, and feel it move a little--but it has a hard core running through it.

The head, however, has no such core, and is thus very spongy and easy to manipulate (there will be pics in my gallery later showing this off). This also means that the head can squash down quite a bit, making it long and narrow, or surprisingly bulbous, depending on the kind of resistance it meets. This is pretty cool, and of course I had to try it out.

So, armed with plenty of lube, and a condom to preserve my new toy, I embarked on my anal adventure. From the start, I knew it would be different. Very different to my other toys. For starters, it's longer, 7" (5.5" insertable), and just a little less girthy than my favourite purple vibrator.

I felt it as the head of the dildo squeezed up, going into my ass. I felt the way I was squeezing it, and I felt a glorious 'pop' as it finally went through, slowly filling me up just inside. I wondered if that was it felt like to fucked by another guy...

Slowly, with some more lube, I began to push this thing inside me. I felt it as it passed something just inside me, and even more when the hard core of the shaft went through my asshole. I could feel the glorious hardness, but also a slight sensation of give. Deeper inside I just felt full.

All this, and the dildo was only half in. It didn't hurt, but it was just a touch uncomfortable due to the size--or at least I though it was the size. It came out, leaving me feeling a bit empty. But more lube, and a deep breath, and we were back into it.

I pushed it in again, the head squishing through my ass, the hard core teasing my asshole; but I also pushed it a little further. The head cleared something because I felt it growing inside me again, and my cock was suddenly absolutely rock hard, and dripping with pre-cum.

It didn't take much to finish pushing it all the way in. Right up to the pliable, squishy, moulded on balls. Nothing else I have has ever made me feel so completely full (even the clone of my own cock, which is better for girth).

Now, because I'm a kinky motherfucker, I decided that I didn't feel full enough. I can suck my own cock, and do so often. There's nothing quite like the feeling of sucking yourself while you have a dildo filling your ass.

Only this time I could make things a little different, because the dildo was jesting right on my prostate, driving me mad in the best kinds of ways. So instead of just sucking myself off, I had one hand just tweaking the dildo, and that was enough to drive me over the edge, cumming hard into my own mouth.

And yes, I swallowed.

As for the dildo; it was an excellent investment, and I'm sorry I didn't buy one like it sooner.

So, on the first part of the topic tonight, I did, in fact, clone my penis. Using one of those clone-a-willy kits. The *first* attempt will not mentioned save to say it was an unmitigated failure.

The second attempt went much better, and plunging my dick into the mold material felt only slightly weird, then very, very good. It's only a little warmer than body temp, and it clung to my cock almost like it was trying to squeeze it. Given how long I had to hold it there, it's a surprise I didn't blow my load into it.

Then a shower to clean up--myself, and the mess in the bathroom--and a then a nice slow wank to pass the time, because you have to let the mold sit for at least 4 hours to cure.

That's only making the mold though, after it's cured you then have to mix up and pour in the silicon and place the vibrator/dildo in there to fill up the last space--because they don't quite give you enough silicon.

Now, the silicon takes a full day to cure, so I just left the whole kit in a safe spot for those intervening 24 hours. A day later and I came back to a near-perfect copy of my cock. (It was, in fact, a little girthier but a little shorter, so something I need to compensate for if I ever do it again).

There are some things I know I'd do better with a second try at the casting process, but for now let's concentrate on my thoughts when I pulled this thing out of the mold...

1) Awesome, a copy of my cock.
2) My cock is pretty big.
3) ...I'm not sure it's gonna fit.

Prepping for some butt fun a few nights later, I was pretty apprehensive. I've had some small and medium sized things up there without much difficulty, the largest being my silver steel vibe. This copy of my cock, however, would be the largest thing I ever put up my ass.

So the basic rules of anal applied: go slow, use lots of lube. I did both, and the feeling was--it was incredible. A little uncomfortable (perhaps because I needed to warm up more?) but very pleasurable. The distinct curve in the clone of my cock also had a wicked effect, making me rock hard.

Well, I was already hard when I felt the head of my cock push in, but the curve against my insides just drove me mental. I simply couldn't take it much longer--I had to pull it out.

More lube was applied, and I tried harder, but that slight edge of discomfort was just a little too much. I'm too big for myself--That, or I need a little more practice with large objects.

For those of you wanting pictures, they're obviously NSFW, so they're in my gallery rather than posted here. I hope you take a look, and I hope you like what you see.

Someone else asked me to write about the first time I sucked myself off, so I thought I'd share it here too. Hope you guys enjoy the story.

The first time I sucked my own cock was when I was fifteen, maybe sixteen, and still at high school. Just jacking off one night, and spurred on by the apocryphal story about Marilyn Manson, thought 'well, it can't be impossible, right?'.

So I started jacking, then swung my legs up, over my head. It was uncomfortable until I sorted out a trick with my pillows to hold my neck better, and then it was incredible. The subtle aroma of my cock, the rush of blood from being upside down, seeing my cock from a very different angle.

I pushed against the wall a little harder, and my cock was hovering less than an inch from my lips. I kissed it, and it felt great. But that was about as far as I could get back then. I could lick it, kiss it, maybe get just the very tip of the head into my mouth, but I couldn't suck it.

Instead, I started jacking hard, licking my cock head, trying to keep my lips always on it. It was weird, and with the muscle tension from being so close, somewhat uncomfortable. But I was determined to try to suck my own cock.

So I kept jacking, and sealed my lips over what little I could reach. I felt my whole body tense up, and knew I was going to be doing this a lot in the future. The cum spurted along my tongue and down my throat. I thought about swallowing, but it was so fast and so different I couldn't help but spit.

But that didn't mean I wasn't going to swallow later; just not this time. Even today, sometimes I do swallow, sometimes I spit, all depends on how horny I am and how forcefully I cum.