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Sunday, January 13, 2008, 3:19:46 AM- Utility Appointments

I just wanted to pose a question:
Has anyone who was expecting a repairman at their home during the 4-5 hour window provided by the service company actually ever been on the top of the list.
Example: Your dryer stops working. You call Sears or whoever for them to come and make the repair on your machine. They tell you they'll be over on Saturday between 8:00am and 2

opm. What time did they get there? Has anyone ever had the technician show up at 8:00? Anyone?
Between situations like the one above, having a new phone line installed, broadband internet install, etc. we've definitely had many, many occassions where this sort of situation has arisen. In all the years, in all the services, we can't recall a single incidence of being their first stop. IN FACT, I would guess that in a 4 hour window of expectant waiting, the technician would typically arrive during the fourth hour. The past two times, we've waited well beyond the window and even had someone show up 2 hours after the 4 hour waiting period we'd endured.
I'm starting to think the whole thing's a conspiracy.

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"I just happen to be a service technician. The secret to good service is to be nice to the tech. Don't go bitchin' to the tech that you haven't been happy with the appliance since you got it, especially if that was five or six years ago. He didn't design it, build it, or sell it. If I have to spend 20 minutes moving stuff out of the way just to even look at the unit, well, bad start. Guaranteed, the nicest customers get serviced first."

- appman44

Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 4:41:34 AM- Christmas Naughties!

I just read about the Christmas Competition and I am very excited. But I'm not quite sure how I will spread my hoiday cheer for all to see.
I would love to hear any picture/senerios ideas you may have.

How would like to find me under your tree???

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Most Recent Comment:	"A smutty gingerbread house...er girl. Covered in edible candies and frosting" - GreeneyedGhost

Wednesday, October 3, 2007, 2:00:24 AM- Cock in My Garden

Look what I found in my garden. I just about fell over laughing when I saw it. Who knew fungi grew up to look like cocks?
Maybe it knew my garden would be a safe place to grow!

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Most Recent Comment:	"It knows you have a soft warm moist place to keep it safe." - maybee

Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 8:21:45 PM- A funny thing happened on the way from the Forum

Over the weekend my husband and I went to a Yankees game with his cousin and his wife. We left at the bottom of the 8th thinking maybe we would miss some of the traffic. We were, of course, very wrong. Everybody else had the same damn idea. So by now it's late, I'm a little cranky and I'm stuck in the back seat with Kim. She is one of these people who can just suck the fun out of anything anytime. She is truly painful to be around.

The parking lot is packed with cars all trying to pull out and nobody is moving. There is a red SUV that is perpendicular to us with this hot couple in the front seat with their windows down. They have figured out the best way to kill time and have started making out. So we start watching. There is some heavy petting going on and then they roll up their windows. Lucky for us, the windows were not very tinted and we could still see them. We watch her disappear and go down on him for a few and then we watch her shirt come off as he presses her up against the window to lick her tits. She then takes her pants off and throws them on the dashboard. After a few minutes we see him move over onto the passenger side seat, closest to us and she slowly backs on into him and they start fucking with her hands on the dashboard.
It was so fucking hot! and I'm stuck in the backseat with this awful woman who doesn't have an ounce of sexuality in her and she is just saying the dumbest shit about it. I wanted to ring her neck and then jump in the front seat so my husband and his cousin could do filthy things to me while I continued to watch this couple.
I don't know about you but I'm a voyeur (of course you are, this is NN) and this is the kind of stuff I've always dreamed about watching. She rode him so hard and then she got up to face him and he had her tits in his mouth as he fucked her until he came.
All I wanted was someone's fingers deep in my hot pussy and their mouth kissing my neck while I watched. I can only begin to imagine the naughtiness that would have occurred had my husband and I been alone in the car together.
This was absolute torture!!!

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Most Recent Comment:	"Sounds like you should stop hanging out with your husbands cousin and his wife! If my wife and I had been there, you would have had a lot more fun." - cremetangerine