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Sunday, February 5, 2006, 10:13:42 PM- Never A Truer word Spoken!!!!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The

Prime Minister

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her

the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you

the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the

Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him

the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep doo-doo!."

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Sunday, February 5, 2006, 9:18:08 PM- Who Says That Life Is Just One Big Circle?

What can we learn about 2005?

In Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

In Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, somebody please warn the Pope.

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Friday, August 5, 2005, 11:40:29 PM- So Many Friends!!!

I said on trivia the other day that i find this amazing because we go on here daily and we speak to people and friends from all over the world, just out of curiocity i would ask that anyone who reads this would reply to this with the country that they are from just to see how many different ones i can get. if you do reply please be truthful..... silly i know but i would like to know

love you all

mr kain

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Most Recent Comment:	"UK great stuff u write! :)" - Ferdinand1999

Tuesday, July 19, 2005, 8:24:29 PM- ever wished the world would open and swallow you there and then after you said something, a short story that i got sent and find hilarious.

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news reporter who will, in the future, be more likely to think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....? A TRUE STORY....

We had a female news reporter who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!

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Most Recent Comment:	"roflmao........ now that is funny" - Dixieduo