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| Thursday, July 21, 2005, 8:02:43 AM- Goodbye for awhile... | ||||
Just wanted to say that I'll be away for awhile...not sure exactly how long. I'm in the process of moving to a new town and until I find a house, I'll be staying with family. They don't currently have internet access and I doubt I'll bother having it installed since I don't know how long I'll be there. I'll probably just use the local library computer for internet access and to check my email. Needless to say, I won't be able to surf NN there...lol! I'll miss you guys while I'm gone...I hope to be back sooner rather than later! Don't forget about me while I'm gone! Everyone stay safe and have fun! | ||||
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| Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 2:51:08 AM- ABC's | ||||
To Achieve Your Dreams – Remember Your ABC’s Avoid negative sources, people, things and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don’t give up and don’t give in. Enjoy life today; yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come. Family and Friends are hidden treasures. Seek them and enjoy their riches. Give more than you planned to give. Hang on to your dreams. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Just do it! Keep on trying, no matter how hard it seems. It will get better. Love yourself first and foremost. Make it happen. Never lie, cheat, or steal. Always strike a fair deal. Open your eyes and see things as they really are. Practice makes perfect. Quitters never win and winners never quit. Read, study and learn about everything important in your life. Stop procrastinating. Take control of your own destiny. Understand yourself in order to better understand others. Visualize it. Want it more than anything. Xccelerate your efforts. Xpect good things to happen. You are unique of all Nature’s creations. Nothing can replace you. Zero in on your target, and go for it!! | ||||
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| Saturday, July 16, 2005, 3:54:18 PM- Another possible smiley for the forum: | ||||
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| Saturday, July 16, 2005, 1:48:48 PM- Slow Dance | ||||
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over. The special girl who wrote this will soon leave this world due to cancer. This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will. She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own. I received the above via email a few days ago. I have no idea how long it's been circulating the internet...the author may have already died. If so, she leaves these few words as a legacy; a reminder to everyone to take the time each day to slow down and live life to the fullest because that day may be our last. We're not guaranteed tomorrow. | ||||
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| Wednesday, July 13, 2005, 3:00:07 PM- Growing Old Truths | ||
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast. Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Time may be a great healer - but it's a lousy beautician. Wisdom may come with age, but sometimes age comes alone. | ||
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| Wednesday, July 13, 2005, 12:49:41 AM- Adult Truths | ||||
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. Wrinkles don't hurt. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day! Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car. Really rich people are much more likely to drown in yacht accidents. Mechanics' cars break down too. | ||||
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| Tuesday, July 12, 2005, 9:54:45 PM- Children's Truths | ||||
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. School lunches stick to the wall. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. | ||||
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| Tuesday, July 12, 2005, 2:38:18 PM- It's our choice... | ||||
I've been watching the "Into the West" mini-series/saga on TNT so the following jumped out at me when I read it (not literally...I wasn't attacked by either wolf...lol): An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. "One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego. "The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. "This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old chief simply replied, "The one you feed." I've heard it said before, and I think it bears repeating, especially with what's happening in the world right now... Things happen to us in our lives. Some of the things that happen to us and our loved ones are out of our control. What we CAN control is our reaction and how we let those things affect us. Let's all strive to be good wolves, not evil ones! | ||||
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| Monday, July 11, 2005, 3:47:49 PM- Yippee! I found my G-spot! | ||||
I posted a question in the forum awhile back asking for advice about how to find my G-spot and received a lot of great responses! All it took then was finding a method that would work for me. A little background: I'd bought a new vibe that was supposed to be designed to specifically stimulate a woman's g-spot (you can see it in the pic I posted of my toys). After trying it out, I didn't feel like I was any closer to finding out where my g-spot was...if fact, I was even beginning to wonder if I were born without one! LOL! I felt like it was such a lost cause, I gave up on trying to find it for awhile. Can you believe that? The past few days I'd been living with the stress of having a major hurricane bearing down on my area of the coast. Luckily it made a bit of a turn during the last few hours it was in the Gulf and just brushed past where I live. The lights didn't even flicker! Well, the relief of having come through unscathed had me absolutely giddy! Since I don't have a special man in my life right now, it was time to get out my vibrators(yes, plural!). I decided I was going to try for my g-spot once again. Well, I got the g-spot vibe, wet it with my juices and slid it into my vagina. I held the curved part against the anterior wall of my vagina and slid it in and out until I felt a bit of a different sensation inside me. I thought to myself, "Could this be it?" Then I did what I hadn't done the first time...I got a 2nd vibe, turned it on, and pressed it against my clit. Well, let me tell you, I almost came off the bed! I didn't last long before I had one of the biggest orgasms I've ever experienced! It felt so good I had to have another one before I went to bed last night. This time, though, I used my clit vibe first. When I started getting close to cumming, I inserted my curved vibe into my vagina. I touched it to my g-spot and had an even more massive orgasm than the one I'd had earlier! I was breathing fast, moaning, and I could feel my cervix clenching with more force than it ever has before! Sheer pleasure! | ||||
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| Monday, July 11, 2005, 5:17:05 AM- Pilot Talk | ||||
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!” Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f... ing bored, not f... ing stupid!" O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight." Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot." A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer, you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war." Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers." | ||||
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