The Husband Store



A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
!
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework...


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign! reads:

!
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Dr op-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

September 11, 2001. Never forget.

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G-Spot: Fact or Fiction?
Many women believe it exists, but science begs to differ.

By Connie BrichfordMedically reviewed by Pat F. Bass III, MD, MPH

The G-spot — a highly sensitive place in the vagina that supposedly creates a highly intense orgasm when stimulated — is often discussed in popular culture, and many women seem to believe that it exists. Advertisers believe it, too, judging by the wealth of Internet ads that offer to teach you how to find your own or your partner’s G-spot. But what, exactly, is the G-spot, and do all women have one?

"The medical community is skeptical about the existence of the G-spot because the science isn’t there," says Edwin Huang, MD, medical director of gynecology at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. Most evidence for the G-spot is anecdotal, and the studies that do find evidence for it are so small as to be statistically insignificant.

So, is the G-spot a myth, or does it really exist? Here is the background 411.

What is the G-Spot?

The G-spot is believed to be an extremely sensitive area inside the vagina, less than halfway up the front wall from the vaginal opening. Also referred to as the urethral sponge, stimulation of this spot is said to cause powerful vaginal orgasms.

The idea of the G-spot has been gaining popularity since the early 1980s, when it was the focus of a popular book about human sexuality called The G Spot (by Ladas, Whipple, and Perry, and published by Holt, Rinehart, Winston in 1982). The spot itself is named after Ernest Grafenberg, MD, who was credited by the authors for first speculating about a highly sensitive area in the vagina in a paper published in 1950.

What is the Evidence for a G-Spot?

“There is not a lot of research on the existence of the G-spot, and so far anatomical studies have not found any evidence," says Dr. Huang. "There is not more nerve tissue concentrated in one area of the vagina than another."

The most sensitive parts of our bodies contain more nerve endings per square inch than the less sensitive areas. Think about your fingertips compared with the soles of your feet. Your fingertips have significantly more nerves per square inch.

If the G-spot exists as it is described, then we should expect to find an area in the vagina that contains a higher concentration of nerve endings. So far, scientists have not found an area like this.

Why is the G-spot important?

A review of the evidence for and against the G-spot also reported that, despite a lack of evidence, the existence of the G-spot is widely accepted by many women around the world. However, the reviewer worries that widespread belief in the G-spot may ultimately be psychologically damaging for women looking to improve their sex lives. Women who can’t find their G-spots may feel inadequate if they are unable to have “better” orgasms. This idea is especially troubling considering that genital enhancement surgeries, including "G-spot augmentation," are on the rise, according to a recent Time magazine article.

Huang says that, with the exception of the location, descriptions of the G-spot sound a lot like descriptions of the clitoris, located above the vaginal opening. If you’re looking for a highly sensitive anatomical structure in the vagina that leads to orgasms when stimulated, the clitoris is a good place to start.

While there is little evidence to support the existence of an actual G-spot, there is plenty of evidence — both scientific and anecdotal — that indicates that women enjoy and can achieve orgasm, with either clitoral or vaginal stimulation. And discovering what feels best to you, either alone or with a partner, is the key to a healthy and satisfying sex life.

Learn more in the Everyday Health Sexual Health Center.


Just thought that this article may be of use to some or all, and I am sharing it.

Happy hunting

Elle xox

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Sunday 25th August 2012:

I was woken up at approx 4.30am (did not look at the clock) with a couple of headaches tormenting the life out of the left side of my head just above my eye. So as per usual when I have one of these headaches I place my left hand over the pain area and apply a little pressure. This seems to work and suppresses the pain. I had 2 of these pains on a pain level of 1-10 these were approx. a 6-7. The new meds that the doctor prescribed has done a bloody good job of killing the pain of these headaches. I just get a few that tend to appear from time to time, but that is OK - a lot better than before where I was basically crippled with the pains. (I can understand people not wanting to carry on with their lives when they have pains that they cannot bear anymore).
Anyways I will not dwell on that dark place that I have had the unpleasentness to visit!

After a few hours I felt better and good with myself. I got on my elliptical and exercised for 35 minutes on it whilst watching the film "Mama Mia' ... I liked the film but, I think Pierce Brosnan should just stick to acting - lol. After the elliptical I did some back push-ups (legs on bed with your back on floor, and then raising your body up like a reverse plank, hold for 5 seconds then lower) I repeated this 20 times. Then the cross over - lie on back and right elbow touching left knee then repeat with opposite side - 20 times each side. Then I got up and whilst I was in the push up position I decided to do some of those. After about 8 push ups I had an excrutiating head pain which left me holding my head (where the pain was) and just kneeling in the same position for a couple of minutes until the pains subsided. Needless to say I did not carry on with the push-ups. I got up onto my feet and went into the kitchen to refill my water glass and as I bent over to get the water out of the fridge I got another headache, then 10 minutes later another. I went and sat down and drank the water (thinking I may of become de-hydrated) got up and reilled again, another headache happens ffs I am now starting to panic and wondering why I am getting them after a few weeks without a sign of one. I managed to grab something to eat, then sat down and relaxed for a while. I began thinking and came to the conclusion that I may have overdone the exercising by doing it all together.

So now I need to re-think when to do my exercises - I do not want to leave too much of a gap between them. Guess some more research and stuff is required for the condition/illness I have.

So much for a fairly normal life!

My mind wants me to do stuff and my body lets me down Yes I feel like crying a lot, I try not to let it get a hold and I ignore the 'depression' that can be lurking to grab me at any given moment.
So FUCK IT.
If I cry - I cry alone.

I Have my life and am grateful and will be strong.
Not this illness or anyone will get me down anymore!

I am stronger now than I was a year ago!