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Thursday, October 30, 2008, 9:02:47 PM- “OH GRANDMA"

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toy in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and Said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible! She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted!!

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Most Recent Comment:	"pmsl love it :-) xxx" - andynsally

Thursday, October 30, 2008, 4:23:07 AM-

Was in main room chat tonight and laughed my ass off

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Most Recent Comment:	"well i hope it comes back, like i will!" - cutelittleblondegirl

Wednesday, October 29, 2008, 4:38:14 AM- My next stops

Perth Motorplex two days
Kalgoorlie International Speedway
Hobart International Speedway
Mountain Dew Ice Speedway
Speedway City
Murray Bridge Speedway
Borderline Speedway
Avalon Raceway

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Most Recent Comment:	"flat out like a lizard drinking =P" - ~Wenchie~

Monday, October 27, 2008, 9:33:02 AM-

Never thought this day would come

cya

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Most Recent Comment:	"im with ima,,,??????" - nickey69