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Friday, April 13, 2007, 5:00:36 PM- TALES FROM THE JUST MARRIED

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?" ........ and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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Most Recent Comment:	"the sweetest!!" - beachdreamz

Saturday, December 30, 2006, 4:02:36 PM-

Another Year gone!! I was just reading over my other million blogs that I typed... lol. (I guess I just don't have anything to type) 2006 had its good and its bad times. But we will just continue thinking of all the good times. I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I know I sure did. Fire really suprised me this year. Under the tree there was a big box for me. My girls were so excited for me to open it. After they were done opening all gifts they wanted me to go next. My second oldest child kept saying "mommy shake the box it will make a sound" Well I opened the gift. There was two big apple and pumpkin plates that were "BROKE". At first I thought to myself "why do I need plates this big" and second "omg they are broke" my girls just laughed and fire told me to keep looking at the bottom of the box. There was a second box, and in that box was another small box. I opened it and there it was. A new wedding band that matched fire's. I had tears in my eyes, I guess he can very nice and romantic LOL. Well I hope everyone has a Happy and Healthy New Year!!!!! Alias

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Most Recent Comment:	"Hapy New year to both of you. But just you hugs and kisses :)" - Serg-sky

Saturday, December 24, 2005, 12:09:30 AM- Merry Christmas to all

This year is just going by so fast. Lots of things have happened this year. Fire is doing good all the test came back GREAT!!!! That was the best Christmas present I had gotten... You just never know when something will happen to someone that you love very much.... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. Take care Alias

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Most Recent Comment:	"merry christmas to you fire and the girls" - juicy

Saturday, December 10, 2005, 1:51:43 PM- update on Fire

For all the ones that have not seen fire back on. Here is an update: He is back home. Still have to do more tesing next week. So far we know that he has pvc where the heart beats two times when it should only beat one. So I have to learn how to cook all over for him (HEALTHY) no more pan fried chicken, eating out, fried foods. No more bacon or eggs on sunday lol. Like fire will change his ways. We will keep you up dated. Thanks for all the comments!!!!!

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Most Recent Comment:	"Man- I stay off this for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose!!! Both of you are in my prayers- you know how to reach me if either of you need me" - PerkyGirl

Friday, December 9, 2005, 1:52:40 AM- Fire68

Just to let everyone know what is going on with fire68... Today I had to take him to the doctor because he just was not feeling well. He was having a funny feeling in his chest, tingling in his arm. Doctor admitted him to the hospital for some testing. So far we do know that he has an irregular heart beat where it skips a beat. Some of the test came back good so far but will keep doing testing until morning. Has to have a stress test done sometime this week. Will keep you updated on his progress.

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Most Recent Comment:	"damn! you better get well fire! we love ya mate!" - LUNNA