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Thu, 9-May-24 5:07 AM (39 minutes ago)
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So I now have my yellow badge! However..... I've now realised that this means I can't post any pics or vids of Nath fucking me as he's not verified. Is that right? Oh and morning all BTW xxx
As I recall as you're verified you can still post the occasional pic with someone else in the pic, as long as you're in the pic too. If it's more often then it's an idea for Nath to be on verification
(24 minutes ago)
EmilyRay likes this
...pics too
(24 minutes ago)
EmilyRay likes this
I'm sure you'll pass the test. The pic flaggers don't seem to be consistent. Ask me how I know.
(23 minutes ago)
EmilyRay likes this
Im not a Mod, But I think that he can be inyour pics, so long as He cannot be reconized. smile
(1 minute ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 1:50 PM (15 hours ago)
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Which scent do you find the most soothing/arousing?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Coffee
(5 hours ago)
Book pages.
(4 hours ago)
Soothing… good food being cooked/baked, good candles, pine forests. Arousing, when a perfume or body spray matches the woman wearing it
(4 hours ago)
I have to go with jimbo on this one.
(2 hours ago)
Only because it's fresh in my mind, but the smell of a freshly peeled orange is lovely.
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 2:55 AM (2 hours ago)
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I think that it's finally time to have some outdoor sex. Let me know when you have some, OK?
DiDiio likes this
o you want to see the white jets fly?
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 1:29 PM (16 hours ago)
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Seasonal allergies have me feeling exhausted. On the other hand, I’m horny as hell…..
kishka and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Hopefully not bored though
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 7:11 PM (10 hours ago)
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Jerked my clit off 4 times yesterday. Some days you just feel horny and/or bored.
You managed to re-affix it each time though?
(10 hours ago)
I wish I could get to four times before the batteries run out !
(10 hours ago)
Must be quite a large clit if it can be jerked off.
(9 hours ago)
Omg she said horny and bored
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 10:34 PM (7 hours ago)
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Spoiler: the brain worm starved to death
I think it explains a lot
(6 hours ago)
MissAshlee and owbiglineman like this
laugh I've missed you so, Miss A. heart
(6 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
🫠🥰😘 muah JG!
(6 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Without a doubt!!
(5 hours ago)
"And the worms ate into his brain"
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 2:07 AM (3 hours ago)
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*sits down with a tall glass of idgaf*
Shaken or stirred?
(3 hours ago)
Good question
(3 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
I could use a glass of that
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 11:53 PM (3 days ago)
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Flowers anyone?
Nop
(2 days ago)
Yes, please.
(2 days ago)
Nope.
(4 hours ago)
Excellent, I'll take the ones Negative Nancy doesn't want...........
(4 hours ago)
Carnations are my favorite...hi lovely lady x
(3 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 8:35 PM (9 hours ago)
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Reacher is a great series so far.....what are your favorite series? Current favorites are 1) Seal Team and Fire Country
I am also catching up on chucky
(6 hours ago)
I quite enjoyed the Thin Man series of movies
(6 hours ago)
A Man in Full (Netflix), Mr. Bates vs. the Post Office (PBS), Split (PBS), Happy Valley
(6 hours ago)
Hey sexy Adele!! 😉😘
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I enjoyed both seasons of Reacher very much. Just started season 2 of American Rust
(4 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 11:55 PM (5 hours ago)
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"This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital"
tugking70 likes this
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.........
(4 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Here we go!
(4 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 11:11 PM (6 hours ago)
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Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You'll remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party
Hello Muda .. Hello Fatha
(4 hours ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 12:19 AM (5 hours ago)
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Springhorny as a horse😈😈
Wed, 8-May-24 8:54 AM (20 hours ago)
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I have serious concerns about the user name if a recent status update. But if I say anything I'll be the asshole.
member is from non german heritage? allegedly?
(19 hours ago)
The place to voice those concerns is with Support.
(13 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
You're not an asshole for voicing your opinion on that. I see plenty of sheriffs on the status page over silly things and that name is not silly to many people.
(11 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
More than 10 years ago I complained about antisemitic comments made by an asshole who is still here. I went up the chain all the way to NN himself and was supported by a mod or two, but I was told
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
that nothing could be done. I tried my hardest to explain to the offender why his language was offensive but he was/is incapable of understanding. So he's blocked and I have to live with it.
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 9:19 PM (8 hours ago)
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Some of you need some social skills, just sayin
Sorry I was just playing around
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I'm amazed at the lack of social skills and even more about lack of common curiosity and manners
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
The curiosity part is intriguing to me. Lots of questionable stuff goes unquestioned.
(7 hours ago)
I think he meant courtesy, smitten. wink
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I have a few extra if anyone needs one.
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 2:46 AM (3 days ago)
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Well that was a fun time, now to resume normal service?
Glad you had fun, Kiwi. Yes, please.
(3 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
Normal is boring
(2 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Normal service is anything but normal
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I hear you, Kiwi.
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 9:17 AM (20 hours ago)
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Trying to work from home but finding NN far to distracting today.....
I loved it when we worked from home during the pandemic. Lunch break, sex breaks, it was great.
(18 hours ago)
me too after watching your video ... going to be hard to work now haha
(16 hours ago)
come and work from my office, distract me as much as you want wink
(12 hours ago)
You'll be fine.
(10 hours ago)
Never had a job I could do that is work from home
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 10:40 PM (7 hours ago)
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Good Night Lovelies ❤️
smitten4u, Fbvines and tugking70 like this
Goodnight sexy x. come join me 😘
(7 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
I'm about to hop into bed love, long day xxx
(7 hours ago)
that's what i meant. join me in bed 😉 xxx
(7 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Zzzzzzzzzz
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 4:51 PM (12 hours ago)
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If at first you don’t succeed Then skydiving probably isn’t for you
Wgen does a joke become a "Dad" joke When it becomes apparent.
(12 hours ago)
Leg soldier says Only two things fall from the sky: birdshit and fools. 🤣🤣🤣
(11 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I dunno, sky diving should make a person very motivated, you know, to pull that fuckin cord.
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Words of wisdom.
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 6:50 PM (10 hours ago)
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My neck is so sore. ugh.
Welcome to old age
(8 hours ago)
*rubs your neck and shoulders*
(7 hours ago)
rodswim and Fbvines like this
I took a Viagra a few hours ago and it got stuck in my throat and now I have a stiff neck.
(7 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
Fri, 16-Aug-19 2:27 PM (4 years ago)
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Life is crazy
maraff likes this
How is Alisson btw?
(4 years ago)
Malcolm ^^
(4 years ago)
No shit.
(7 hours ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-24 10:48 PM (10 days ago)
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Thought I had already blocked someone guess I was wrong
Adele, that is very true.
(9 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Define normal person for me. Your normal and my normal could be two different things.
(9 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I was blocked by someone I'd interacted with many times over what I think is a massive overreaction on their part. Heyho.
(9 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I mean someone that gets offended easily @smittens
(9 days ago)
smitten4u, McPhallus and Rick12111 like this
Seems that someone finally got the fucking point
(8 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 9:27 PM (8 hours ago)
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Who actually reads the terms of service before clicking accept?
Wed, 8-May-24 11:08 AM (18 hours ago)
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I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the Plane and as we plummeted, he said: “So, how long have you been an Instructor?"
WendySilvia and tugking70 like this
Seems like the chute opened, good job!
(18 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
I want to say something but it will probably go over most people's heads
(9 hours ago)
Just say it
(9 hours ago)
No
(8 hours ago)
Okay then. I'll go that way, and you can of that way, sorry to bother you with an interaction.
(8 hours ago)
Tue, 7-May-24 3:02 PM (1 day ago)
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New guy here. Just exploring the NN universe! Stop by and say hello.
cedar19, EmilyRay and Rick12111 like this
Welcome aboard - please remember the NN universe is centred around Uranus
(1 day ago)
shaqila and cedar19 like this
Welcome to NN!
(1 day ago)
EmilyRay likes this
Howdy!
(1 day ago)
G'day mate 👍
(1 day ago)
Good luck.
(9 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 6:42 AM (23 hours ago)
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If you close your eyes and breathe a nice deep breath and calm your heart what is it that your heart is saying?
kishka likes this
bet just befo it stops you be sayin ''fukme that hurts'' w00t
(20 hours ago)
No wodders. I'll be saying "thank fuck that shit show is over" 😝
(20 hours ago)
I don’t have a heart, ask anyone who knows me. No soul apparently either as I’ve offered it many times in exchange for some NN angels. 🤣🤣🤣
(18 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
That I feel too hard and risk getting myself hurt again.
(10 hours ago)
rodswim and RightOpenbill865 like this
You shouldn't have ate the peppers, you know what they do to you...
(10 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this