willow01's blog post

I haven't blogged in a while again and was not really going to but I just had to share the laugh I had at myself again the other night.

I was sound asleep and in the middle of the night I jumped bolt upright in my bed and seeing somebody standing in my bedroom doorway, I said "OH MY GOD, you just gave me the fright of my life standing there like that!"

At that point I laughed at myself for sitting there and wondered who it was that I thought I was talking to before thinking its only the onesie that is hanging on the back of my bedroom door.
So I had a little laugh at myself and lay back down and went back to sleep, I must have been sleeping for about 30 seconds before it dawned on me................

Again I jumped bolt upright thinking "FUCKKKKK..... I DON'T OWN A ONESIE!!"

I did a whole leap out of bed in a single move and switch the lamp on to see who the hell was standing in my room. It was only my coat, lol

When I eventually did get back to sleep every dream I had after that was me telling somebody or other about how stupid I had been.

I love the way my mind works at night, it always amazes and entertains me!