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willow01's blog post

Friday, September 2, 2005, 9:59:22 AM
Ok so there i was in chat last night, everybody else had gone to bed leaving me alone in the dark sitting here. I was giggling away at the convos that were going on in the room. Next thing i saw was this huge black hairy spider about and inch and a half long in body crawl right onto my monitor and sat there.....i swear i could see this monsters balls...lol.
I just about did a back flip off my seat with the fright i got....so i grabbed a can of fly spray and proceeded to empty half the tin onto this xxxxx, it crawled away up the wall and seemed to be unaffected by the stuff i had just sprayed on it, then it seemed to be staggering along the ceiling.....thats when i realised that the worst possible thing was gonna happen....by this time everybody in chat was asking if i was ok......lol.....NO!!! i told them but couldnt really say what was happening because i was too busy watching what this monster was gonna do next, so after crawling halfway around the ceiling it fell and landed on the floor right next to my escape route from the room...(the door not the window...although i have escaped thru that window before, being in a flat this is not a good idea but thats another story..lol).
If there is one thing i hate more than a spider on the wall or on my monitor then its a spider on the floor....eeeeewwwwwww. so there i was standing on my chair, screaming the house down quite hysterically by now and this thing just crawled away.....

So now i know he is in here somewhere and probably still on the floor coz he knows (believe me he knows!!!) how much this is freaking me out. I am sitting here with my feet up on the chair and everytime i leave the room i do so by pulling myself along the wall on the chair till i somehow manage to open the door and get my chair around it then jump into the hallway.

lol....and i cant believe nobody woke up last night to help me in my hour of need!!!!

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2-Sep-05 12:32:19
ewwwwwwwwww TG hates spiders too....you poor thing!!
2-Sep-05 13:28:39
/me giggles at willow...i know its not funny, but the mental picture that just gave...OMG!! LMAO...thanks for sharing!! /me offers to come kill the spider witha shoe! :-)
dough1214U
2-Sep-05 15:11:36
damnit...where's the camera when you need it..lmao. willow, you made my morning with a truly good laugh. I'll be right over...no spider is safe from the terminator...i'll bring the 6lb sledgehammer and the nail gun...let's have some fun......do you have any camoflage panties....hmmm...well, just wondering...lol
2-Sep-05 16:15:53
giggling... ahmmm that spider is probably just on the backside of that chair and it is so nice of you to give him a ride..lol...oh, the mental images... giggles
Hunkyj2000
2-Sep-05 17:45:28
/me hides his Spiderman undies and starts blushing... would hate to get half a can of fly spray on my trouser snake - it only has one good eye as it is...
Barefoot Babe
5-Sep-05 9:53:58
lol I'm sure spiders are bigger now than when I was a kid. And apparently they are now fly spray resistant...oh crap thats bad!
5-Sep-05 20:47:21
lol...sorry Willow but this image of you and that spider just cracks me up