willow01's blog post

Okay, I really don't think I could have been so embarrassed ever!!!

I finished work early today...some time around 3pm, I think. I had been in from 9am and hadn't had any lunch before I left, but I had to go and do some shopping before I went home. I was really hungry but had decided to wait till I got home before I ate (big mistake, lol)

So, there I was standing in the queue at the check-out with about half a dozen folks standing behind me as I got served. Now, I do know the girl who served me so we were chatting away when it happened!!!

My stomach started making the loudest noise I have ever heard it make before......I thought "Okay, let it go and nobody will notice" But it had a different idea! It kept getting louder and sounded lower pitched with ever (slowww) second that passed by.

That is when I realised that this noise was no ordinary 'belly rumble' noise and nobody around me would take it as that.......but no explaining would help my cause, and would probably only make the people around me think different the more that I protested.

It all happened so quickly that I really didn't have the time to think, never mind splurt an excuse out.....I just gave the cashier a strange look and grabbed my change before running outa the shop with a very red face..

BUT....I didn't know that my belly could make (BIG) farty noises...HONESTLY!!!