tommygirl's blog post - had this sent to me today.....made me laugh.....

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome,
smart and strong,one who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

And when I spend his cash,
He not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

and now the male version.........

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!!!

LMAO....so there ya have it.....and to think I am actually looking for one.......however after close observation.....I see why I might be having trouble.....I only fit into one of those categories......and no I don't own a bass boat or liquor store either!!

Have a great weekend.

TG xx