I think that I will change my email signature and life motto of "Do not let one cloud obliterate the sky"
For this motto...what do you think?

For everyone heading to bed....go hug your pillow and sleep well.


For everyone waking up and starting the day.


xoxoxox

To get out of the office, I rode with one of the Captains from work to get lunch. He pulled up to the drive through window and was placing his order.

Cpt: I'll take a large Dr. Pepper and a Bacon Burger.
Employee: A Root Beer and a Cheese Burger. What size Root Beer?
Cpt: No, A Large Dr. Pepper and a Bacon Burger.
Employee: Dr. Pepper and a Bacon Cheese Burger. What size Dr. Pepper?
Cpt: NO...(he rolls his eyes) A LARGER DR. PEPPER and a BACON BURGER....(looks at me and again, roll his eyes)
Employee: Okay Sir, A large Dr. Pepper with a Bacon Burger. You didn't have to roll your eyes at me.

His mouth fell open, we looked at one another and then busted out laughing....lol. God that was funny! Do you think she did something funny to his food?

Scientist to study the benefits of eating our own boogers
[Source] msnNOW.com: 2 days ago; updated 24 hours a day.

Biochemist Scott Napper wants to figure out if there health benefits to picking your nose and eating the boogers. The University of Saskatchewan associate professor hopes to cull volunteers from his classes and hopes the experiment will engage his students more in biochemistry. (Sure, if they’re extremely gross.) Napper argues that nature pushes us to eat our boogers (speak for yourself Napper!) which acts to our biological advantage, so in consuming germs trapped in nasal mucous we could actually be strengthening our immune systems.
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My first thought: "Barf"
Second thought: "Where can I get a grant so I can explore ass crack lint? Does it hinder the ass or is it beneficial and prevents chafing?

You can't make this stuff up folks!

The Blog:

It belongs to each member of NN. It is THEIR blog to do with what they want and choose. If you take offense to someones blog, even a friends blog, then you need to grow up and put your big boy/girl panties on. Seriously! IGNORE IT AND MOVE ON!

I just read another members blog and it bothered me that someone sent them a note telling them that their blog was offensive and asked him to remove it. The blog didn't break any rules of NN. It is humor people and you are supposed to be adults.,..remember that.

I take the blogs and all they represent very seriously. It is freedom of expression for anything anyone wants to convey, no matter what the content. If it doesn't break any rules of NN with names in a blog, xxxxxxxxxx, racism or links to sex sites, then let your fellow NN Members and friends keep the freedom of their blogs. Bottom line: It isn't your blog and it isn't all about you.

First off, I want to thank EVERYONE who visits my quirky blog. It truly is great to see the witty, funny, honest, goofy, kind, caring and loving comments. I have always accepted any type of comment. After all, I have opened the gate and will allow everyone in.

Now, for the visitors on the night my blog hit 200,000. It seems NN is rather slow up dating blog hits...lol. It isn't like a profile in which it shows right away. But either way, the 10 NNers who hit on the 200,000 mark at the same time are on my skin.

Thank you for the fun we had the night in status during the hits. It was hilarious!




I do apologize for the delay. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I attempted these....lol.
Thank you all!

It is time to hit the road or fly the friendly skies. You can go anywhere you want. No suitcase required. Internationally or Stateside. What would you wear? Would you wear a Toga in Greece, A grass skirt in Hawaii, Chaps and a Stetson in Texas or look like a tourist? What would you eat? A Chicago Dog? A Schnitzel from Germany? Let the Italian Spaghetti Sauce drip all over your chin?

*Title your blog: "Cum Take A Trip"
*Put 1 to 4 pics in your blog
*No photo shop of animation or props allowed. Titles and Words are ok.
*We play 9 days from now, on Monday. Not this Monday, but two Monday away. This means Tuesday for those ahead of the US.
*When game time arrives, post the names of the players under your pics.

Travel where ever you want.
Use your imagination with food from different states / countries.
Or wear clothing of where you would travel.
Hell, be naked and wear a French Beret and go to France.





You don't have to be a traveler if you don't want to. You can be a Stewardess, a pilot, a hitch hiker, an international playboy or a TSA Agent....that would be great too! It's all up to you.

Okay, maybe it was just one bee.....lol. But it feels like a horde. I just had to have fresh flowers in the apartment. Across in the field are some very fragrant tiny yellow flowers that I like to keep in my home because the aroma fills the air. I love a sweet scented home. But the bee got angry and took it out on my thumb. My thumb is about to explode from the pressure....lol.

Is there a boo boo kisser in the house?

I had an entire blog typed up and then hit the dreaded combo key that deletes it all!
Who in the hell created this combination and why can't I figure out what it is?
I think we should find this son of a bitch and if they are still alive, kill them!
We have all been there! Wwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Whyy hy hy hy hy!!

Grab your torches........I want the person who relishes in this torture, found!

Jedi, this ones for you.