0.5. If you send a wink, you'll be blocked. Send a message instead. 1. If you have no photos on this site we wont accept your friends request. We will deny it and block you. 2. If you decide to follow us but have no pics on this site we will block you. 3. Post some god damn pics. It ain't fucking hard to do. 4. Remember 1 2 & 3 if you want to keep viewing our pics. 5. Winter in SA is fucking cold at the moment. Rain, fog, dark clouds. Depressing. 6. We're listening to Pink Floyd whilst having a red wine and some nice cheeses. 7. Boobs. 8. There is no evidence that god exists, or anything supernatural or ghost like for that matter. 9. That being the case you should be Atheist instead of an idiot. 10. Praying does sweet fuck all. Just stop it. 11. We own four cars and a motorbike between the two of us. 12. One of our cars is a 2002 Subaru WRX STi, modified to produce 570 hp. 13. It's a fucking fast racing car and almost impossible to drive on the road. 14. Most of the time anything posted in status by us is just un-serious shit and nothing to get angry at. 15. But because you're an old man from the Southern States of America you'll have no sense of humour and you'll get angry 16. If this is indeed you - Pull ya head in, it's not a serious post! 17 Time for bed.
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| Wednesday, August 27, 2025, 11:47:19 AM- Very first threesome | ||||||
Two weeks ago we saw a lady in the pub Mrs RC works at. I was there having a drink before she knocked off when a lady walked past. Mrs RC says "That's Melissa" So I says "Melissa who?" She says "Mel. Remember? December 1985? Her mum's lounge room? So I looked again and sure enough it was Mel who joined us for sex when we were 20 (me) and Mrs Rc was 19. Mel was, er, of a certain age. Anyways, her parents were interstate so she was on her own for the weekend. We said we'd go over to watch movies and listen to music to keep her company. Later in the night we got talking about boys and Mel said she was interested in a guy and was worried if he wanted sex, she wouldn't know what to do. We had a few drinks so as we were explaining things, Mel just blurted out "How do you suck a dick?" So, Mrs RC says "Like this, Mel" Then pulled my pants down and wrapped her lips around my cock. I remember sitting on the couch and Mrs RC and Mel on the floor between my feet and Mrs RC was showing her what to do. She'd say "Watch me" then Mel would hold my cock and copy what she just saw. Then that led to taking all our clothes off and Mel watching us fuck and 69 etc. Mrs RC asked Mel if she wanted to fuck. I can't remember what she said but I do remember lying on the floor with Mel kneeling over my cock. Mrs RC remembers kneeling next to her and guiding my cock in as Mel lowered herself. Mrs RC remembers kissing her, rubbing her tits and helping her move her body up and down. This was our very first threesome but also the very first time Mel had sex. I think Mel cum pretty quickly on my cock, but we carried on having sex a bit longer. Anyways, we remained friends with her until she got married and had a family etc. We just drifted apart. But then two weeks ago, she walks into the pub. Mrs RC walks up to her and says "Mel?" Then it was all hugs and tears and "OMG's" and "It's been aaaages" etc etc. She is still married to her police officer husband and two daughters at University. They swapped phone numbers and said it would be good to meet her hubby and have dinner one night. No sex though. And that's my memory from 40 years ago. | ||||||
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| Monday, February 28, 2022, 9:49:08 AM- | ||
1. Do you like blue cheese? Yes. 2. Coke or Pepsi? Coke 3. Do you own a gun? Why would I own a gun?? 4. What flavor of Kool-aid? Don't know what that is. 5. Hot dogs? with sauce and mustard 6. Favorite TV show? Channel 9 news at 6. 7. Do you believe in ghosts? Nah 8. What do you drink in the morning? Coffee 9. Can you do a push-up? Fuck that! NO. 10. Favorite Jewelry? None 11. Favorite hobby? Racing cars 12. Do you have ADD? No, Asperger's actually 13. Do you wear glasses? Yep 14.Favorite cartoon as a kid? Wacky Races 15. Three things you did yesterday? Drove a bus. Went to the Post Office. Sat in my chair 16. Three drinks you drink regularly? Coffee, Iced coffee and water 17. Current worries? Needing to move house within two months but it's not much of a worry. 18. Do you believe in magic? No 19. Favorite place to be? Formula One Grand Prix 20. How did you ring in the new year? Don't 21. Where would you like to go? Monaco 22. Name five people who will participate in this? LOL.... 23. Favorite movie? This week? Stripes and Caddyshack 24. Favorite color? British Racing Green! 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Maybe! 26. Can you whistle? No 27. Where are you now? At home 28. Where would you rather be right now? Nowhere 29. Favorite food? Roast lamb 30. Thing you hate most to do? Loading the dishwasher 31. Best job you can think of? Formula One Racing Car Driver 32. What's in your pockets? Covid mask 33. Last thing that made you laugh? Can't remember 34. Favorite animal? Monkey 35. What's your most recent injury? Hurt tooth 36. How many TV’s are in your house? Six 37. Worst pain ever? Rheumatoid arthritis 38. Do you like to dance? Nah 39. Are your parents still alive? Only mum 40. Do you enjoy camping? Used to as a kid but not anymore. Now copy and paste and update with your answers if you’d like. | ||
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| Sunday, August 27, 2017, 6:09:21 AM- Men in denial!! | ||||||
OK. So we had a 4some a month ago with our regular girl and a guy we met online. He was (and is) very polite. Except he couldn't get an erection at all. He blamed it on being in a hotel room, not really getting on with our female friend. First time nerves and other stuff and said he does "his best work at home" We left it a month then visited him for a 3some yesterday. Hubby offered him a viagra or cialis (has both) but he swore he doesn't need it and will get hard and cum everywhere yada yada yada. Nope, nothing. No erection just a boring little uncircumcised flop. After we finished (ha) has still reckons he doesn't need help in that area and can cum buckets and, and and. Men in denial! So what if you need a tablet. Just take it and have fun. Lat time he's getting any. Will post pics but - the only stiff cock you'll see is my husbands. At least he's true to himself! | ||||||
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