| Tuesday, September 18, 2007, 2:04:16 AM |
You know how you really know you're in love with your wife? When she leaves you for the week on a business trip, and by Monday night you have this empty pit in the bottom of your stomach. Mrs.Body is in Cleveland for most of the week and while every guy I talked to today said the same thing. "Dude when"s the party?? Like my parents are out of town. The other one I heard was "so when are we going to the titty bars?" and the worst, "How can I get my wife to go with her?" I just think if you're so unhappy in marriage that you can't wait for your spouse to leave, maybe you should. We only get one life on this rock and I intend to take full advantage of it. It's only Monday night and while I should be out "getting drunk and chasing pussy" all I can think about is, what am I gonna do for three more days? I'll be in the kitchen cooking dinner for myself and my kids if anyone's lookin for me, TB2NV |
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