pretty_ana's_mom's blog post - Have I Missed Any Funny Sex Stories?

Still down in the trenches, but can't resist to get my words on the page. Horrible last couple of weeks and trying to pull my way out of a very dreary and painful state of being.

So got to thinking. I've never read anyone who has written about a funny incident regarding sex. Now I am certain that someone has, but I just haven't been lucky enought to catch it. Therefore, I decided to tell you one of mine.

Going to say it was around 10 years ago....I know I was at least 35. I was bartending in a business class hotel which I do consider the best job that I ever had. While the illness was not quit so raging at this time, I still had to conservative with my time. And the hotel was the perfect opportunity to combine a paycheck as well as a social life. And for eight years worked perfectly for me.

Anyway...had met this guy from Wales that was just a very nice guy, but he was married so no excitement there. However, after his departure he started to call me from time to time. Annoyed me because chatting up married men has never been my thing.

So he calls one day. Starts with the routine..."how are you" yada yada yada. Then he asked..quite out of the blue..."what are you wearing?" And my first thought is..."That's a strange question." So here I am looking down to see what I am indeed wearing still thinking to myself..."wonder why he would want to know what I am wearing?" Then it hit me...and I had a nuclear breakdown. Shook my up so bad that all I could do was hang up the phone.

Poor Clive had no way of knowing that I had nevered uttered a dirty word to anyone in any circumstance in my life. Still holds true to this day though my attitude has changed quite drastically. Though I can do dirty chat like a motherfucker as long as I feel well enough. But I really hope Clive didn't return to Wales telling all the guys..."you know it seems that American womem are protrayed as open, liberal, and independent...but I'm not sure about that." All I can say is...sorry American ladies...hope I didn't dent our reputation!!!!