plumprlvr's blog post - A love story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..... .....

"Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

''I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,.... ..
let's pretend that we're married."

''Wow!...... ......... .......
That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. ............ .
"Get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, ............ ......... .

he farted.

The End